It would be blasphemy not to
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This ramps straight into a cemetery, though, so kinda a one stop shop, no?
You think of everything, don't you, smart boy?
That's convenient
Every once in awhile I'll see a very low hanging car carrier truck on the road, and I've always wanted to try just driving up onto it while they are still moving. I'm guessing you are the kind of person to tell me that's a bad idea too.
I don't think your story has the intended effect. All you're saying is that it was loud and scary but no one got hurt. If I was a dumbass teenager that would probably make me want to do it even more.
But yes, that would be incredibly stupid.
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you missed the stunt bonus..
I felt that in my soul
Probably clear the STOP sign. If you're flying over it, you don't have to stop,right?
Cops hate this one trick! The STOP sign clearly is out of its jurisdiction above the sign itself.
Yeah I don't think the stop sign applies to airborne vehicles
Yeah but light pole and tree sure do
If you aim for the stop sign you can hit the palm trees hit box and it bounces you over the fence into an out of bounds area, altho you do get instant 3 stars.
you can do it, but only once :-)
How's the roll cage on your car?
Well that’s certainly one way of getting into the cemetery.
My intrusive thoughts go crazy when I see this.
Can't unseen burnout track.
Send it!
Let us know how that works out for you. If you survive
Turbo boost!
When I was a kid in the 80s watching knight rider I misheard and thought they said turbo bush, because there was a convenient bush in the way hiding the ramp each time.
There's no cone in front of it for a reason...
OMG, last week I was on the interstate as passenger behind one and recorded a brief video saying "Should we ramp it? Should we?..."
LOL, I haven't bothered uploading it yet, but I might later.
They leave this lying around every once in a while, just so it's barely plausible when you see a convenient trailer like this in a movie. Some prop master left this here to tempt you, like the devil.
YOLO!
Is that thing locked into that position? Or will it teeter forward as soon as you put the car’s weight on the front of it.
Here's what that looks like. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QxLdb77-Ic
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With a stolen car, yes.
Could you not?
Is this Florida? In which case get a bag of bath salts first.
Is that the freebird solo i hear?
Get those stunt points man!
That's freaky... Do you know that area, or are you pulling out EXIF or something else?
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"Do a barrel roll"
That depends, are you currently in Florida?
Do it!! We know from the Dukes that no matter how bent your car looks immediately after a jump, it'll just immediately straighten out and keep driving!!1!!
Make sure to double tap the gas right before you hit it.
He'll yeah...
"blame it on the thunda!!!!"
Woosh!
that's gotta be worth at least 5,000 points
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