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[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Believe it or not, right to jail.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Do I pass go? Do I collect 200?

[–] TxzK 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Right to jail. Right away. No trial no nothing

[–] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I don't see an issue with this.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Soda is carbonated though, or are there any sodas that aren't? So if anything Ketchup is flat soda, therefore disgusting to drink.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

..... But if we put the carbonation into it....

Okay who's got one of those co2 cartridge machines to make some fizzy ketchup? I will pay anyone in a crisp high-five the first time i see them to record themselves drinking it and postthe video.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Ketchup is a smoothie.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I call bullshit. Those things never have more than a few squirts of ketchup in them even after you pump it enough for a money shot.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That one looks like one of the new pressurized ketchup taps. Saw one once at an in n out in Vegas, it's the future of condiment technology

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It may be pressurized, but that doesn't mean it's full.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

It is certainly not full any longer

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (3 children)

And in Europe we're charged 50c a sachet 😞

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Free in Sweden

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

If mcdick's charges you for condiments, you are in the ghetto.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

Looks like Brexit is paying off

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Burger King has started charging for mayo, the one near me in leeds anyway :(

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Any size for a dollar.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

I originally thought that this was them mixing icy or fruit punch with fries and I'm like that sounds like an interesting combo I might try that then I realized it was fucking ketchup lmao

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Complimentary is complimentary, especially if you're fast and discrete

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

The sneakier you are the complementarier things become...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

you can make a hobo soup out of free condiments like salt pepper ketchup mustard bbq sauce ranch etc

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Food poisoning...you think that thing is cleaned enough when they refill it lol

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Refill it? They just attach a new bag to the nozzle, unless things have changed in the past few years.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Did not pick the method of refilling. But am aware of the bags. Some it is a plastic container. But issue remains never cleaning the pump. The amount of crap growing in there is insane.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

You bought the cup, right? There's no rule that says you can't fill it with ketchup.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

You get to be king for a day