Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Anyone else do the fingers thingy while reading a haiku?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Every single time.

I do the finger thingy.

This is a haiku.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Every is two,

Or is it three syllables?

I don't know haiku.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

Every. Single. Time. 🤚👆🤚

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Never a time when I don’t.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Fantastic.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Bravo