If people were Chihuahuas, coyotes would be 25-feet-tall... now that's something to ponder.
this post was submitted on 09 Feb 2024
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Raccoons have hands. Close enough!
Coyotes average at 23 inches tall, and I think most people have similar size dogs or smaller. So really it be 6'-8' feral humans. I think the punk fashion would be much more popular.
so it's just like living next to the dutch border
They are called preteens
i imagine that's much how it felt back when there were multiple human species running around, and clearly including the fact that a lot of people will find them rougishly handsome judging by our genetic record..
and the fun part? we were probably the strange feral version, since other human species exited africa before we did. Neanderthals lived in europe waaay before homo sapiens did and were thus a fair bit better evolved for the climate.
Guess you haven't met my neighbors.
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Plenty of people live in areas where monkeys raid their garbage.