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Don't Stop Me Now. It's a classic and it never fails to get me hyped up.
Same! But it would be in the pub and with pool cues in time to the music.
Ghetto Boys - Still
I'd treat them like a printer with a PC load letter error.
Beastie Boys - Sabotage
The ending solo from Free Bird
How about the opening solo from Freebird, but a slow-mo fight scene?
Carry On My Wayward Son - Kansas. We make eye contact and start facing off during the acapella part, then the guitar comes in perfectly timed with a kick to Clarence Thomas' nuts.
Everyone is picking metal, punk, rock songs. The classic genres for a fight. I'm think it's already pretty absurd fighting the Supreme Court in a White Castle parking lot. I imagine that they would be in their gowns in the ring surrounded by a bunch people. Maybe a car or two to light up the ring. Bookies taking bets on everyone fighting. Me standing in the ring, buzzed off some whisky and a few lines of cocaine. Slipping on my brass knuckles, jumping around getting hyped up. Coach in the my corner going over the game plan.
Somewhere in the crowed is Dana White, pleased to make a boot load of money off this fight.
Then the music starts, it's the Muppets singing Mahna Mahna.
I'm going to go with "banana phone" by Raffi ... No one will ever forget it.
Hardware store by Wierd Al.
THEY'VE GOT ALAN WRENCHES GERBIL FEEDERS TOILET SEATS ELECTRIC HEATERS
Clarence Thomas probably used to be tough as shit, considering he was a conservative Black man in the 80's.
That said, he's had it coming for at least a decade, and I'll take my shot. Even if I lose, it's a fight worth fighting.
Soundtrack: "Ju$t" by Run the Jewels, "Sleep Now in the Fire" by RATM
Icky Thump by the white stripes
Beastie Boys - Fight For Your Right (To Party)
Raining Blood by Slayer
Smack my Bvitch Up by Prodigy
Rusty Cage - Soundgarden
Updoot for Chris Cornell
Ballroom Blitz by Sweet
If I take Clarence Thomas down first I should be able to handle the rest of them easily and then I can go back for more of Clarence Thomas again at the end.
Electric Six - McDonalds
MC Hammer - Can't Touch This
SPT - Shit's Fucked
I'm not even American, but I would gladly hop across the pond on pure hate alone to fight all of them.
Classical music always makes me angry, for some reason. There's just something that irks my central nervous system when I hear it. It is excellent when I need the extra omph during especially heavy lifting sets.
I would choose Brahms or something. Then I would be extra merciless when fighting
Additional question: which are you hitting first? It's a tough choice but I think I go Alito. Smug little shit, and I bet he drops easy.
“Voting Doesn’t Work” - Corporate Avenger
Bodies - Drowning Pool
Guillotine - Death Grips
I don't care what the song is, but it should be blasting out of the speakers of a Ford Focus with an after market spoiler and LED underglow.
I want to break free -Queen
But I'm gonna need the video projected onto a near by building wall.
At least the calico elf cow rolling orgy segment.
American Idiot.
“When they found Clarence Thomas in the meat truck, he was frozen so stiff it took them two days to thaw him out for the autopsy…”
Or maybe Cotton Eyed Joe.
Uprising - Muse
Counting Bodies Like Sheep - A Perfect Circle.
You are the threshing machine and they are wheat and this is merely a job that needs to be done.
Panic Attack by Dream Theatre.