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But then the recent passing of Henry Fambrough definitely made me think of it.

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 9 months ago

Nazi Punks Fuck Off! -The Dead Kennedys

[–] [email protected] 58 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (4 children)

Killing in the Name by RatM. I'm a simple man.

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Don't Stop Me Now. It's a classic and it never fails to get me hyped up.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Same! But it would be in the pub and with pool cues in time to the music.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 9 months ago (6 children)

X gon give it to ya is still a great choice

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Reminds me of Nobody Speak by dj shadow ft rtj

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Aw shit that's a great video

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Ghetto Boys - Still

I'd treat them like a printer with a PC load letter error.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago

Beastie Boys - Sabotage

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The ending solo from Free Bird

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

How about the opening solo from Freebird, but a slow-mo fight scene?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Carry On My Wayward Son - Kansas. We make eye contact and start facing off during the acapella part, then the guitar comes in perfectly timed with a kick to Clarence Thomas' nuts.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Everyone is picking metal, punk, rock songs. The classic genres for a fight. I'm think it's already pretty absurd fighting the Supreme Court in a White Castle parking lot. I imagine that they would be in their gowns in the ring surrounded by a bunch people. Maybe a car or two to light up the ring. Bookies taking bets on everyone fighting. Me standing in the ring, buzzed off some whisky and a few lines of cocaine. Slipping on my brass knuckles, jumping around getting hyped up. Coach in the my corner going over the game plan.

Somewhere in the crowed is Dana White, pleased to make a boot load of money off this fight.

Then the music starts, it's the Muppets singing Mahna Mahna.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Hey man, I picked The Spinners.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

I'm going to go with "banana phone" by Raffi ... No one will ever forget it.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Hardware store by Wierd Al.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

THEY'VE GOT ALAN WRENCHES GERBIL FEEDERS TOILET SEATS ELECTRIC HEATERS

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Clarence Thomas probably used to be tough as shit, considering he was a conservative Black man in the 80's.

That said, he's had it coming for at least a decade, and I'll take my shot. Even if I lose, it's a fight worth fighting.

Soundtrack: "Ju$t" by Run the Jewels, "Sleep Now in the Fire" by RATM

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

Icky Thump by the white stripes

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

Beastie Boys - Fight For Your Right (To Party)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Hip to Be Square, of course.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Hammer Smashed Face by Cannibal Corpse.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Updoot for Chris Cornell

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Ballroom Blitz by Sweet

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

If I take Clarence Thomas down first I should be able to handle the rest of them easily and then I can go back for more of Clarence Thomas again at the end.

Electric Six - McDonalds

MC Hammer - Can't Touch This

SPT - Shit's Fucked

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

I'm not even American, but I would gladly hop across the pond on pure hate alone to fight all of them.

Classical music always makes me angry, for some reason. There's just something that irks my central nervous system when I hear it. It is excellent when I need the extra omph during especially heavy lifting sets.

I would choose Brahms or something. Then I would be extra merciless when fighting

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Additional question: which are you hitting first? It's a tough choice but I think I go Alito. Smug little shit, and I bet he drops easy.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Kavanaugh. To see if beer comes out of his ass.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

“Voting Doesn’t Work” - Corporate Avenger

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Bodies - Drowning Pool

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Guillotine - Death Grips

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I don't care what the song is, but it should be blasting out of the speakers of a Ford Focus with an after market spoiler and LED underglow.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

I want to break free -Queen

But I'm gonna need the video projected onto a near by building wall.

At least the calico elf cow rolling orgy segment.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

American Idiot.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Scorsese homage with a montage of battered justices strewn around the White Castle lot as the piano from Layla ramps up.

“When they found Clarence Thomas in the meat truck, he was frozen so stiff it took them two days to thaw him out for the autopsy…”

Or maybe Cotton Eyed Joe.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Uprising - Muse

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Counting Bodies Like Sheep - A Perfect Circle.

You are the threshing machine and they are wheat and this is merely a job that needs to be done.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Panic Attack by Dream Theatre.

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