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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

sausages are tasty,

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (3 children)

What type of sausage are y'all?

I'm thinking I'm an andouille or a kielbasa.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

im-vegan sausage, mostly wheat gluten and soy

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yeah but there's still different seasoning styles you can have

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Personally I like fennel and black pepper! I always put it in my seitan sausages.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

#conecuhgang

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

Fuck yes I’m ready to eat

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

look, you don't have to rub in the fact that i haven't had bottom surgery yet

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Oh, sorry guys did you not like my homemade chorizo? I knew I should have made Stalin Sausage deeper-sadness

CW: meat

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

but I'm vegan boohoo

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Sausage fest you say? 🥵🥵

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago