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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Got be multi tasking constantly by keeping abreast of all the most recent business trends aka constantly looking at your phone while driving.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago

If a driverless car starts honking unnecessarily it should be conoletely legal to set it on fire.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

People assume that when they make the same amount of money as they used to but they can't afford groceries or rent or any form of entertainment that's a recession but if you look at this graph they're fucking idiots because actually we made up a new name for when that happens.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Especially considering he literally has a young protege in a bunch of the movies, the passing of the torch writes itself.

Unless they're just really committing to the bit and soon they're gonna have a movie where Ford is the ancient mcguffin a new younger adventurer has to find a "rescue"/steal.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Wow you're right that's a completely different and refreshing take on the narrative.

Also that's literally what they did in the first new one. And then I'm pretty sure the second new one was them dealing with dinos escaping from said island but I didn't see that one because I realized it was the same shit over and over again.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Give him the gun and 1 bullet separately and tell him if he can figure out how to load it he can use it.

Equal odds on who ends up shot.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

Ok park or island with the intention to turn it into a park except it goes wrong in exactly the same way before they get that far.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 week ago (17 children)

For the love of God please stop making poor old Harrison Ford pretend to be a 40 year old treasure hunter.

Nobody wants to watch "Indiana Jones and the Non ADA Compliant Ramp Outside the Post Office"

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (11 children)

I'd put jurassic park first. At least Ghostbusters are solving an external conflict. At this point any jurassic park movie should just be 40 minutes of somebody trying to convince an investor a park where you have live dinosaurs won't have the exact same incredibly predictable problems they've immediatly encountered the last 6 times they did this exact thing.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

Those nefarious Chinese and their diabolical plan to acknowledge the reality of climate change and prepare for the incredibly predictable technological landscape of the future.

Vs America where people are saying more co2 is actually good for the environment so we should burn more coal. It'll be super cheap cus the rest of the world except Germany is moving past it.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They're cheating by making financial decisions more complex then stripping everything for parts to turn a profit today and not worry about tomorrow.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

As goes Mare, so goes the nation.

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