AnonWyo

joined 1 year ago
 

Last words on the cross:

"Well...so much for nepotism!"

 
 

The sound they make when you're nailing them.

509
FEDiverse (startrek.website)
 

You guys, the Feds are on the front porch...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Nor cunning use of flags.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (4 children)

I don't know why you guys make jokes about this. Captchas LITERALLY keep SKYNET from forming.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I'd be more impressed if He could accurately recreate Mogen David 20/20 or Boone's Farm. In my experience, those were demonic, leading to a religious experience as I begged God for mercy between wretches.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

MAGA. We put the Fun in "fundamental."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Holy Ghost?

What the hell is this? An episode of Scooby-Doo?

"And I would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for you God and Jesus kids!"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Look, man, I first saw Airheads at about 13...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

How would you know? You're sleeping.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Dark Helmet : Did you see anything?

Colonel Sandurz : No, sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Turducken would like a word.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Wrong, dickhead, trick question. Lemmy IS God.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Maybe. As for me, I'm just a sometimes-immature 40 year old participating in a shitposting group.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago

Cobain's, too.

 

When I throw something at the trash, I holler "Cobain!" instead of "Kobe!"

Kurt Cobain for sure didn't miss his last shot.

 

Jesus and the 12 Apostles are out to eat

Jesus gets the bill

"Why..."

Jesus rubs the bridge of his nose

"Why on Dad's green earth would somebody order wine?!?"

 

Also, the Jewish God and Muslim Allah are on the International Space Station.

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The Jebus Said So. (startrek.website)
 

AMEN!

 

What's with the Stone Cold Salutes?

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