Add JerryRigEverything to that list. His wife is literally a Mormon motivational speaker and they built a survival bunker (which is a Mormon thing, in addition to just being kinda cool).

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Saw a variant of this one once talking about what a pain in the rear Moses was as a kid. Mom yelling at him to take a bath, and he's splitting the water sitting in the middle.

I have T-Mobile and don't have this toggle, so it's not all accounts.

Edit: Well, ain't that some shit. I have it in the app, but not online.

I just started a diet and this is challenging my sanity.

Am doctor, can confirm. Don't trust lying morons on the Internet.

I was just saying earlier that I would kill for a good bagel place in town.

Hell, I'd kill for any bagel place in town.

This is correct.

However, having that information tied to your account at all is a little problematic, as you can only leak the data you have. No name? Can't leak it.

Pretty sure they don't exist in nature.

Ah yes, the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything.

How many digits of pi are necessary to calculate the diameter of the visible universe to within the diameter of a single electron?

I get you, fellow father. Fortunately for everyone, I don't do the cooking, but I do all the rest. And Mom has a talent for maximizing dish usage. I wouldn't be surprised if she found a way to use a ladle in the process of making a cheese toasty.

What helps me is to remember that I'm providing a clean, non-chaotic environment for my kiddos, and they'll never have to experience the pitfalls of a chaotic home.

Mom is grumpy. The honey-do list keeps growing, but she's always got some event or activity or trip planned last minute for our family every weekend. I've said all week I'm taking this weekend to start crossing things off the list, as she's gotten pretty insistent that it needs to start shrinking and we're hosting family for a party next weekend. But now that it's the weekend, there's some event she wants us all to go to, and I've ruined it by refusing to go this time. It's the silent treatment for me.

On the plus side, kiddo thinks drywall mud & patching is incredibly interesting, so we're having a good time with that.