BaronVonBort

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

According to the Guard you have to have 3 years time-in-service to retire as that rank. He chose to retire as an E-8

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

News: “If Hamas is nearly defeated, and you know how to end the war, does that mean you’ll stop killing innocent Palestinians?”

Bibi: “actually quite the opposite; that just means we can build more settlements on the land we bombed into oblivion while displacing more and repeating a vicious cycle!”

News: “ah, good strategy! Happy to hear of your good work.”

I can’t.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

I love HEB’s fish market sometimes - they have a higher-end specialty store and they sell some wild shit.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 weeks ago

That they didn’t have a backup route is baffling. They’ve been testing the levels for months and they had to have known they weren’t going to be at safe levels in time. I commend the ecological work to clean the river but you shouldn’t punish these athletes because your waterway is gross.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

It’s the same energy of evangelicalism has fuck all to do with the teachings of Christ. They’re all dog whistles.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Also republicans:

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

Remember that first season episode of TNG where brain worms took over control of Starfleet?

It’s like that but stupid.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 weeks ago

RFK is a mind flayer confirmed

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

Except for the plaque in front of the well.

Or the big picture behind it showing the age where they dug stuff out of it.

Or the video playing on a tv behind the well explaining everything about it.

OP doesn’t get their 10-2-4 and it affects their brain.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I can’t believe she went from having a talk show to this.

Wait, I’m thinking of RICKI Lake.

Let’s have more Ricki Lakes and less Kari Lakes!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Shackleton identified, establishing Jamestown now.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Politician: “I was elected to listen to the voice of the people”

Voice of the people: “here’s a petition with 100,000 signatures on it from the people.”

Politician: “no, not like that!”

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