BigLenin

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

At 930pm on a rainy December day?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This was at 930pm.

In winter.

On a rainy day (albeit light rain, more of a drizzle)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What if they instead turn their phone at me, but it's not actually a phone, but a pocket dimension in their hand, where I am trapped with all their other victims forever, just to be watched by their slouching figure?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

Boobs, most likely

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

Buckinghamshire

Yeah sure, that's totally a real place in "England"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Idk, what if I hadn't been in a car?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

I must See all the Pee Pee.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (18 children)

Dude I saw something weird like this last night. I was driving down the alley behind my house to my parking pad, and there was this tall skinny kid in a hoodie slouched over, fixated on their phone, walking really slow. They second they saw my headlights they ran down the alley really fast, but once they came to the end of the alley they returned to slouching, looking at their phone, and walking slow, with the mechanical-ness of a video game NPC.

That I kinda wrote off, but then once I was back inside I saw them running back down the alley, the opposite direction, but then they stopped again and slouched and kept looking at their phone at the same pace. They repeated this like four times, just running down the alley, slouch and walk slow looking at their phone, then running back.

I was kinda spooked by it, thought I had encounter a SCP, the Slouching Kid.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

comrade-doggo "I know where everyone has peed!"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Hun, weird, usually it shows up automatically

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

No I'm with you on that one

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Me too. But I did post a pic of a cute pup I was dog sitting once at got a weird number of anti-dog replies :/

I mean I get it, they ain't for everyone, they are loud and a lot of work. But damn I don't express my apathy towards cats every time someone posts a kitty pic here.

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