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[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 days ago

You mean to tell me you just found food in the woods and didn't have to pay for it? wowee

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The puffball used to cook a meatloaf and mushroom steaks - and a mushroom-based pizza.

You're telling me a mushroom cooked this steak?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

No, the mushroom used to cook steaks but doesn't anymore

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Nah, they made steaks out of mushrooms

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

ik lol. I'm joking about the typo/grammar error where they left out the word 'was' so the sentence reads 'the puffball used to cook'. I didn't want to do an in-text (sic) to point out the typo because I thought it may ruin the joke

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Oh i see the joke... I didn't get it

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

On top of the amusing headline she has a Bobson Dugnutt's daughter's name - Alissimon Minnitt.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

More news like this please

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

I guess that's better than a giant family found in Buckinhamshire feeds mushrooms for a week

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

Buckinghamshire

Yeah sure, that's totally a real place in "England"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

Edible styrofoam yummy