Big_Bob

Elona+ my beloved

Average electrician's workwear

Machamp

Drugs and alcohol, baby!

You haven't lived until you've woken up from a ketamine and mushrooms sesh and found out you've gotten banned from five subreddits and you've got 20 unread messages from your neighbourhood boomer Facebook group

Live fast, troll hard. Never post sober.

I can see the US intervening in Israel, but would they do it for Ukraine?

The US has basically gotten what they wanted in Ukraine. EU has been successfully crippled and divorced from Russian energy and the Eurocucks will be too busy fighting the coming waves of revanchist banderites and neonazi terrorism for decades to come, leaving EU unable to compete with US imperialism.

Oh boy, this is going to be one of those +600 New Posts kind of days

Vance works for me

I think I've said it before, but Norway is a playground for American and British intelligence.

Israel has spent several years trying to built datasenters in Rogaland and the US has a military airport in Sola, where the owners got granted permission to operate without having to follow norwegian law.

We are cooked.

Ooh fingies ~

"You take the blue Lunchly... the stream ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red Lunchly... you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the pedo allegations go."

This is what happens when someone is so hollowed out by hyperconsumerism that buying a fucking flashlight becomes a substitution for an identity.

This sad motherfucker soyfaces over flashlights like they were funko pops and knows more "boutique" flashlight brands than he knows people.

He has strong opinions on every minute detail of his purchases like the bevelling on the glass rims or the best method to turn the fucking light on.

He probably follows the companies' management on twitter and has intense opinions on the companies, in the way a lib redditor will know every minutiae of his political party's niche actors and figures.

A perfect consumerist zombie with no thoughts or actions that aren't filtered through consuming his Product(tm).

Absolutely horrifying.

I just discovered the remake of Car Seat Headrest's Face To Face album after sleeping on the original when it came out in 2011.

God damn, why am I getting these feels? I'm not even gay and I'm all like >tfw no bf