The Thomas Midgley Jr of our generation

Andor

If you want to remove it: https://www.amazon.com/ATK67-Point-Security-Screwdriver-Handle/dp/B00BFINNJQ

Get some antiviral drugs if you can, they actually do help

IIRC they all kinda pretend that parking doesn't exist

There was some alternate history novel where that happened. It was pretty silly iirc.

Legalize crack for medicinal use

Yes, but my grandparents had a collection of Mad Magazines at their house.

Delta City

Also they can let their franchise owners absorb some of the losses