chapotraphouse

God knows I tried to vote for Hunter

After a really good bell ringer you can hear a pin drop 3 blocks away. So yeah, phone speaker was prob too loud.

Whenever I’m really drunk or whatever I love blasting music on my shitty phone speakers I don’t know why

*It is incomprehensible to imagine, that any of you pusillanimous children would dare consider partaking in a tipple of cocaine 🧐

Oh no what allegations

Edit: nvm I had a look see. Not great!

Jesus that story goes off the rails

Would explain why he keeps making up wrinkly gibberish and his wavering levels of energy

This reminds me of the time in my early teens when my mother described herself as a recreational drug user and I said "If I woke up, went kayaking, had breakfast, did another little quick kayak before getting ready. Got ready for work and had a quick kayak, went to work and then kayaked on my lunch break, kayaked on the way home, spent most of my afternoon kayaking, so much so that I forgot to pick my kids up from school until really late, and then went kayaking all night and had to kayak one last time before bed to sleep well, literally fucking nobody on this entire planet would describe me as a recreational kayaker." which she thought was hilarious, and to be honest kind of was.

She was good in other areas.

I smoke weed every 20 minutes, isn't that enough?