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[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 days ago

We've been using Master/Bater down at the church.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I've never played these games but after 16 I'm starting to think they are gaslighting us with the word "Final".

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 days ago

The first boy she French kissed choked to death.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

By the title I thought this would be where within the home do adults spend most of their time. Like I spend most of my time in the study and my wife spends most of her time in the bedroom with some other guy.

[–] [email protected] 99 points 5 days ago (8 children)

There is a species of flying fish in the northwest Pacific region called Boeing interruptus that struggles to get airborne.

[–] [email protected] 85 points 1 week ago (12 children)

The 1970 act explicitly protected “fish,” which were initially defined as invertebrates. And because the act has protected snails and other invertebrates that live on land since, Tuesday’s ruling said it interpreted the legislation to also include bees.

I'd link to the article but it's a nightmare.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Probably trademark infringement for a bug killing product to use the word Off!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Walmart has a Chief People Officer. I guess I'm not sure what that is. HR?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago

Something tells me he is secretly hoping mortgage rates won't drop.

"Aw man I have to drink this urine now? I guess a promise is a promise. Boy I wish I kept my big mouth shut. Anyways, I have a flight of urine samples from my wife's last pregnancy, let's see how well they aged!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yea, agreed. I like those bits. Just listened to the one about the civil war.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

Sounds like a shitshow that got out of hand.

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