Yo yo yo, let him cook.
Chef
We call the white Monsters “Anne Coulters.”
STORY TIME:
I have one of the most expensive cats on earth.
I recently paid ~$15,000 to have a pacemaker installed in my 4 year old shelter cat.
She started getting very clumsy and I noticed her getting dazed more and more often. Once I brought her to the vet, I learned that she had a congenital heart condition and her heart was literally stopping for seconds on end causing her to pass out (literally dying in front of me for seconds at a time.)
I couldn’t let her die. I adopted her during covid and could not have survived the pandemic without her.
I am blessed in that I could afford something like that and it wasn’t even a question of whether to get her the procedure. I would have gone bankrupt if I had to choose.
I hate that people will have to make that choice (it’s not even a choice as most people could never afford that) so after my pet insurance reimbursed me back ~$13,000, I donated it to the hospital as a grant specifically to be used towards any feline cardiac procedures that couldn’t be afforded.
Every morning we sit together while I have my coffee and I thank the universe for letting her be there with me in that moment.
I am all able to achieve sexual climax on this BLESSED day!
We are all able to achieve sexual climax on this BLESSED day!
This will assuredly lower the prices at those Somalian vacation hotspots.
“Why do these sexy couches keep seducing me??” - Jumbo Douche Vance
Take care of your fucking teeth.
Take care of your fucking teeth.
And once more, for the folks who don’t get it…
Take care of your fucking teeth.
They were testing the dump of stolen credit card numbers. OP did a great service and was rewarded appropriately.
Or…… Jack Black has a lucrative movie career that could get completely derailed if he doesn’t distance himself from this for a while.
It is the match being held to the fuse of the powder keg.
Today is going to be a chapter in the future textbook entitled, “The Fall of the American Empire.”
M is for mostly. They mostly come at night. Mostly.