Chef_Boyardee

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[–] [email protected] 63 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

True in my case, but there's a good reason. We started dating in HS. She has a late growth spurt, and her boobs got huge. She really filled out everywhere. And considering she was an ex athlete, she really was something to behold.

I remember being at work, and seeing a bombshell walking across the parking lot. I was in awe. And then I realized it was her. I knew it was doomed from that point on. She was constantly getting hit on by everyone by that point.

My girlfriend even went to metal shows with me. She crawled through GWARs worm once. I was so close with the band Lamb of God. This was the years 2000/2001, so they weren't popular yet. Apparently John Campbell would talk about her tits behind my back.

I even had several people say I looked like shaggy. And over twenty years later, I go to the grocery store wearing brown sweatpants and a green shirt. That was today.

Matrix confirmed.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's holes and poles, my man.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Ha, joke's on you. My back only hurts after sex.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Been rocking stainless for about 15 years. No issues. I have no prob searing pork chops without any sticking.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Now I know why my state apparently swears the most. I want to buy a fucking flamethrower.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

A pinch is 1/8th of a teaspoon.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Buried.

Banger after banger

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

The people that made money investing in Tesla. I have a friend that made a ton of of Elon. But I'm a good boy, and bite my tongue about it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

There's no way to get all the panels to match up.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

Oh yeah? We still have more guns.

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