Commentiquette

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I’m not a witch, just a guy that likes to drink goblets of wine and smoke things that make him hallucinate.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

after reading many conflicting answers, pretty sure y’all are some kind of gay communist death cult. remember to take your vaccines, steel fuel can’t melt jet beams, and it’s not offensive to dress up as the dead queen because the real queen died in 1997 during a horrible car accident.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

If Elon Musk buys twitter I’m going to harass Ted Cruz so much he’ll wish I followed through on all those mail bomb jokes I kept DMing him

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (7 children)

Coolio almost had to cancel his first concert in heaven because hell was overflowing with cum and they needed to send it somewhere. The pearly gates were at risk of being drowned in a whole lot of pearly whites and I’m not talking about teeth because people don’t ejaculate those normally

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I signed up to promote my latest video, it’s about not paying your taxes, talking to satan, and wanting to fuck that bunny cop from zootopia

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Remember to tag me on twitter with a link to this post. Sometimes I load up on so much salvia I forget I’ve written things kind of like memento if the guy had already ran out of places on his body to carve messages into

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also watch my latest video I sacrificed a lot of goats to make it happen:

https://hexbear.net/post/228732

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I feel like most things are simpler than bathtub meth, but I’m going to have to pass on making DMT. I don’t want Joe Rogan kicking down my door and shoving DMT up his keister in front of my kids

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (4 children)

that would explain why there is no option on here for me to dislike your comment. I’m not saying that I would dislike your comment (for the record), but options are nice and it would be comforting to know I could if I wanted. I’m a committed consumer and a lack of choices gives me anxiety

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (5 children)

I would but joe rogan stole all of my lucky charms and has been chronically boofing all the DMT so there’s none left for the rest of us

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (8 children)

also I smoked a brick of salvia before posting this so hopefully I make sense and the dragons in the cradle in the silver spoon little boy blue and the devil in the moon when I’m killing god son I don’t know when but we’ll get the feather then dad you know we’ll find her emails then

 

I found your website named after a cryptocurrency company and something doesn’t add up. There’s no cryptocurrency here for me to short and everyone keeps posting comments about how they want to get a footjob from karl marx or reenact WACO on their landlord or whatever

Why aren’t you on reddit like normal people? this website is basically a malshappen clone of the real thing, like dolly the sheep but online and with even more birth defects

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Edit: watch my newest video: https://hexbear.net/post/228732

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (3 children)

:bunny-cop:

 

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