Nobody there posts hog anymore, completely commercialized
this post was submitted on 20 Oct 2022
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also I smoked a brick of salvia before posting this so hopefully I make sense and the dragons in the cradle in the silver spoon little boy blue and the devil in the moon when I’m killing god son I don’t know when but we’ll get the feather then dad you know we’ll find her emails then
Smoke hash instead. Once i got high on it and were scared all night that my kneecaps are going to explode. Best night of my life.
Salvia is weak shit. Smoke DMT like an adult.
I would but joe rogan stole all of my lucky charms and has been chronically boofing all the DMT so there’s none left for the rest of us
fyi that listing is for Acacia nilotica, while the guide is for Acacia confusa. Acacia nilotica is supposed to contain DMT too but idk how much.
I didnt put much effort in an accurate search tbh, i just wanted to shitpost.
haha no worries, just wanted to mention it in case anyone planned to try it
I feel like most things are simpler than bathtub meth, but I’m going to have to pass on making DMT. I don’t want Joe Rogan kicking down my door and shoving DMT up his keister in front of my kids
The :LIB: of the Hamlet is nothing, I fear, when compared to the condition of surrounding acres. :reddit-logo:
It’s a cult dedicated to computer scare, the number 1 financial backer of the podcast citations needed
They figured out we all operate on Moscow time and banned us
:post-hog:
Let’s see that hog now
federal honeypot
It's not my fault Karl has cute toes
:marx: :spray-bottle:
:animengels: Notice me, sempai, uguuuuuuu~~~
we left reddit because they wouldn't let us be gay with our dads
NVM this makes a lot of sense
death to amerikkka unlimited genocide on the first world
"reenact WACO on their landlord" I'm dying
https://chapotraphouse3.com/r/chapotraphouse3 is really the a malshappen clone. This one is more of a step-sibling.
Where else would I get meth
i want to reenact abu ghraib on my landlord
There’s no cryptocurrency here for me to short and everyone keeps posting comments about how they want to get a footjob from karl marx or reenact WACO on their landlord or whatever
:this: new tagline
no joke, we got banned on reddit for celebrating John Brown and saying slave owners deserve death
Sup Eric, everyone here a is huge fan of your show and I for one am delighted that you'd visit our deformed sheep home.
As to the reason we aren't on Reddit they banned us after we joked about killing white supremacists. Apparently, Reddit loves it when you call for the death of the entire Chinese population, but gets upset when you joke about putting slave owners in guillotines.
Anyway, have you seen Reddit lately? Our site may smell like Dolly the sheep's latest dump, but at least it isn't selling me insurance or pushing a broken app on me every five seconds.
spoiler
This is a great bit btw
:sicko-yes: :sicko-yes: :sicko-yes: :sicko-yes: :sicko-yes: :sicko-yes: :sicko-yes: :sicko-yes: <--- PERVERT SICKOS
:volcel-judge: :volcel-judge: :volcel-judge: :volcel-judge: :volcel-judge: :volcel-judge: :volcel-judge: :volcel-judge: <---- HEXBEAR VOLCEL VANGUARD
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I'm gay
Ah fuck, did I miss the visit by Commentiquette?
If you're reading this Erik, can I be in one of the screenshots please?
This was post suspiciously funnier than the usual post and of course when I look who posted it it's you
:alex-aware: me raising my snout from the trough labeled "podcast"
:feral-hog: and descending it into the one marked "salvia"
everyone keeps posting comments about how they want to get a footjob from karl marx or reenact WACO on their landlord or whatever
I nominate this for the front page header.
what the fuck is reddit?
I dunno I think we got banned at the same time as the Donald Trump subreddit so that Reddit could do a "both sides" thing.
If you want to get really parasocial or whatever I think this website has spawned like 50 different discord groups or something.
We were disinvited from reddit on account of making advertisers and feds uncomfortable, so we made our own instance of reddit. Now we have complete freedom but the website doesn't always load so fast :(
after reading many conflicting answers, pretty sure y’all are some kind of gay communist death cult. remember to take your vaccines, steel fuel can’t melt jet beams, and it’s not offensive to dress up as the dead queen because the real queen died in 1997 during a horrible car accident.
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holy shit i just realized
neon grizzly
hex bear
it all makes sense now :illuminati:
i like it when the feds i'm interacting with are nice in hopes that i'll do some [redacted] instead of just trying to manufacture consent to invade ~~Russia~~ ~~DPRK~~ ~~China~~ Haiti
Remember to tag me on twitter with a link to this post. Sometimes I load up on so much salvia I forget I’ve written things kind of like memento if the guy had already ran out of places on his body to carve messages into
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actually, this site was made as a life-raft after youtube let channels disable comments and hid the dislike integer
that would explain why there is no option on here for me to dislike your comment. I’m not saying that I would dislike your comment (for the record), but options are nice and it would be comforting to know I could if I wanted. I’m a committed consumer and a lack of choices gives me anxiety
lack of choices gives me anxiety
Look at our emotes, we have too many with probably a third of them being nonsensically named. :maxwell:, :epstein:, :trump-moist:, and :billionaire-tears: are appropriately named however. There's also a little fun game you can play with those people and guess what they have in common.
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Our top downvote scientists died under suspicious circumstances
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