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also I smoked a brick of salvia before posting this so hopefully I make sense and the dragons in the cradle in the silver spoon little boy blue and the devil in the moon when I’m killing god son I don’t know when but we’ll get the feather then dad you know we’ll find her emails then

Nobody there posts hog anymore, completely commercialized

The :LIB: of the Hamlet is nothing, I fear, when compared to the condition of surrounding acres. :reddit-logo:

It’s a cult dedicated to computer scare, the number 1 financial backer of the podcast citations needed

They figured out we all operate on Moscow time and banned us

:post-hog:

Let’s see that hog now

federal honeypot

It's not my fault Karl has cute toes

we left reddit because they wouldn't let us be gay with our dads

NVM this makes a lot of sense

death to amerikkka unlimited genocide on the first world

"reenact WACO on their landlord" I'm dying

https://chapotraphouse3.com/r/chapotraphouse3 is really the a malshappen clone. This one is more of a step-sibling.

Where else would I get meth

i want to reenact abu ghraib on my landlord

There’s no cryptocurrency here for me to short and everyone keeps posting comments about how they want to get a footjob from karl marx or reenact WACO on their landlord or whatever

:this: new tagline

no joke, we got banned on reddit for celebrating John Brown and saying slave owners deserve death

Sup Eric, everyone here a is huge fan of your show and I for one am delighted that you'd visit our deformed sheep home.

As to the reason we aren't on Reddit they banned us after we joked about killing white supremacists. Apparently, Reddit loves it when you call for the death of the entire Chinese population, but gets upset when you joke about putting slave owners in guillotines.

Anyway, have you seen Reddit lately? Our site may smell like Dolly the sheep's latest dump, but at least it isn't selling me insurance or pushing a broken app on me every five seconds.

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:volcel-judge: :volcel-judge: :volcel-judge: :volcel-judge: :volcel-judge: :volcel-judge: :volcel-judge: :volcel-judge: <---- HEXBEAR VOLCEL VANGUARD

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I'm gay

Ah fuck, did I miss the visit by Commentiquette?

If you're reading this Erik, can I be in one of the screenshots please?

This was post suspiciously funnier than the usual post and of course when I look who posted it it's you

:alex-aware: me raising my snout from the trough labeled "podcast"

:feral-hog: and descending it into the one marked "salvia"

everyone keeps posting comments about how they want to get a footjob from karl marx or reenact WACO on their landlord or whatever

I nominate this for the front page header.

what the fuck is reddit?

I dunno I think we got banned at the same time as the Donald Trump subreddit so that Reddit could do a "both sides" thing.

If you want to get really parasocial or whatever I think this website has spawned like 50 different discord groups or something.

i like it when the feds i'm interacting with are nice in hopes that i'll do some [redacted] instead of just trying to manufacture consent to invade ~~Russia~~ ~~DPRK~~ ~~China~~ Haiti

We were disinvited from reddit on account of making advertisers and feds uncomfortable, so we made our own instance of reddit. Now we have complete freedom but the website doesn't always load so fast :(

after reading many conflicting answers, pretty sure y’all are some kind of gay communist death cult. remember to take your vaccines, steel fuel can’t melt jet beams, and it’s not offensive to dress up as the dead queen because the real queen died in 1997 during a horrible car accident.

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Oh Reddit got mad that we said it was morally OK to kill slave owners

This is not a parody that's literally why we are here

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