Once she learned how to speak all they wanted to do was silence her.

I was just wondering about him the other day. I really miss him during the election season (RIP Beltway Garage) but I'm glad he's continuing to recover and is still himself despite all the challenges.

Two dudes being swamp bros.

The universe is a giant donut and the main schism is about whether the center of the universe is an empty void or contains some kind of mysterious substance.

HULK IS GAMMA MALE! PUNY BANNER IS PUNY MALE!

Alright, Mr. Muesli, calm down.

As if it's the pigeons' fault that cities are dirty and allow for diseases to spread easily.

Same. I'd be completely hobbled without my house slippers.

He hosts The Tonight Show for no other reason than he is a loyal disciple of Lorne Michaels. Conan tried to do things his own way without hitching his star to Lorne and didn't have any backup when NBC and Jay Leno came back to steal back his timeslot.

Now Jimmy is the host and Lorne produces late night TV on NBC six nights a week including SNL and Late Night with Seth Meyers.

Iron Dome? Never heard of it.

I mean yeah I'd like it if China would recognize me, but at the end of the day it's really just for love of the game and death to the Great Satan.