Im Australian and briefly confused Florida and Texas.

No surprise that the Yeehaw state lets you go 85.

Bounced for a decade.

Pretty white girls arent used to hearing the word NO or being on the recieving end of violence. The idea that someone might just not give a fuck and smack them in the mouth is alien to them.

Big guys are used to being percieved as a threat, my wife can argue for an hour with someone in customer service over a dispute, but the moment I weigh in and I'm anything less than dripping with pleasant energy security turns up in minutes.

When I was bouncing people would say "You cant touch me! Thats assault!" and I'd say "No, I shouldnt touch you. Big difference. I can do way more that just touch you if I decide you're worth the trouble... Now go away."

People do, the Secret Service protection detail shouldnt. The fact that he got shot at AT ALL from an elevated position inside of a mile is a huge fuckup.

I'm doing my part!

Ok, so theres ONE reason to live in Florida.

Thats the picture they will use on the news.

I for one am here exclusively for the too soon jokes and have noticed a distinct lack of them.

You can try lecture me all you want but its probably going to go in one ear and hit someone else at the rally.

I demand to know McCauley Culkins location at the time of the shooting.

I think the point of the infographic is that there isnt a weight loss diet in existence that encourages a calorie surplus. Theres a literally infinite number of variables, ideologies, psychological and physiological differences as well as desired secondary outcomes that make certain weight loss diets more useful or attractive to individuals but they all share the same KEY mechanism for reducing adipose tissue as a primary goal.

I'm Australian and guns are really strictly regulated here, I also believe that guns are FUCKING FUN. Sometimes I get shitty about how hard it is to own a gun for recreational shooting then I see a smackhead at the supermarket screaming at random people and how unlikely it is that they have a gun and I think "Yep, Ill take that trade".

If you ever have a wicked head cold snack on some raw white onion. Makes my sinuses run like a god damn firehose.

I actually think this could work with one important adjustment.

We should probably start with the people who think that killing off large portions of the population is a great idea and stop once we run out of those people.