DoghouseCharlie

If you replace the P with an O then it spells out DORK. Get owned, Kim Jong Un.

Holding my nose to upbear this one.

I had to move one penny from my savings account so that my main account could be 123.45

Liking posts from weird furry accounts because their bios say things like "trans #ntr_enjoyer uwu free Palestine 🇵🇸"

It's not about stopping illegal aliens it's about "crossings" and it's not the dems fault anyway it's that imposing, all powerful Mexican president that's twisting Unca Sam's arm and Biden would much rather not make children walk through razer wire but we just didn't vote hard enough thanks to you tankies.

Biden is the harm reduction candidate because he didn't make my tummy upset on Xwitter the way that dang cheeto does 😡🤬

I tried to make a new account but I was high so I don't know if I just didn't do it right or if it's some Hexbear fuckery but I can't log in to it.

Sicko Jesus smiling down from the cross as I throw away all my leather bear daddy gear and have a monogamous heterosexual marriage.

People never accept my defense of "I was old then I'm younger than that now!"

Damn, I wish my job was to sit in a box and read all day. In fact, I'd like to not rent or worry about home owners association and just live in the box.

So at my work white people are allowed to say the n word but I'm not allowed to wear a shirt that says "big heart, small penis".

Yeah, every one of the lefties on Hexbear like to say they're "woke" but I guaren-fuckin-te you the moment I start being unironically uwu :3 c: :D owo their tunes are gonna change real quick.