Dorgel

Danke, es war eine m3

Self-centred

We prefer the term ooze...

I'm sure Matt Gaetz still thinks he has independent thoughts

I can hear the sound of a billabong velcro wallet being ripped open

There's a sleeping bus tour in Hong Kong for people who enjoy sleeping on moving vehicles

Don't speak

For an edgier sound cough

Its an older meme but it checks out, Sir

What is funny to me is that compostable plastic bags always decomposed on me even before I intended to discard the bag... Which is the main reason I stopped using them. I use a regular plastic bag and then chuck the bag into the restmüll, after I put its contents into the brown bin

The one with the serrated edges? I don't like it, it's a bitch to clean, even though it saves x amount of cutoff... I much prefer the type linked by op, I have an even more ergonomic one from wmf that I love

Shit just works. Feels a lot less bureaucratic than Germany. And more egalitarian.