Embarrassingskidmark

They aren't... Where do you live? It's filthy down here in the south.

How about instead of paywalling. They just sort of concrete wall the entire site then leave it there too rot for all of eternity?

Go back to reddit. You'll fit right in there.

Thanks for such a well thought out reply!

I think we should strap Elon Musk to one of his rockets & launch him directly into the sun... Or maybe just like a big wall, that might be more entertaining.

For the love of god, nobody tell Kristi Noem. She gets a bit trigger happy around loveable, innocent creatures.

He was on Seth Myers the other day & offered to renew it. The important part is that he fucks off, I'd rather he didn't have a nice rv to do it in anyway.

Don't like it, Clarence? Take John Oliver's offer & fuck off into the sunset then.

But what about Korean purity? Korea is number one.

What if the foreigner names are really long? They won't be able to fit on our shitty id cards, credit cards or driving licences causing an absolute nightmare in our nazi-esque ID verification system. And we can't possibly change it because we don't like change. Also Korea is number one.

What about drugs? Foreigners bringing drugs to sell to children.

What about profit? How can we make a profit if we can under pay & abuse our immigrant workforce?

Elon! Is that you?

It's ok folks! A 69 hour work week & a new high speed train line will solve the problem. That way the woman can stay home & make babies while the man works his ass off for the conservative old Uber capitalist fucks in charge.