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The official hat of “females always pick the chads, even though I dress better than all these normies!”

Same. If Zillow is correct my house is worth 90k more than we paid for it, but I can’t sell it because everything else went up with it, and I’m locked into a stupid low interest rate. It’s like someone gave me a beer that never gets empty, but I also have to hold it forever. If I want to switch to a different drink I’m shit outta luck, but I can’t really complain because I always have the beer 🤷‍♂️

Supply and demand. Stop letting people (or corporations) buy more than one house and watch prices fall. I own a home, and I’m perfectly willing to see it lose value in order to avoid seeing my country turn into some modern feudalistic hellhole.

remigration

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We’ll just need to build some places to keep them all together until we can get them out. Probably most efficient to get them there by train. Wait…

Might’ve been my kid. Took him to the doctor a few weeks ago and as soon as we got to the check-in desk he decided to throw up all over the desk, the rug in front of the desk, and me. I had extra clothes to change him into, but of course I didn’t bring extra clothes for me so I got to spend the next hour at the doctors office smelling like vomit.

I got banned for downvoting. Kind of hard to take people seriously when they’re so sensitive to criticism that the equivalent of a thumbs down emoji gets you banned.

Same, except Will Arnett’s voice doesn’t make me physically cringe. It just makes me envious.

I’d solve it by making a tremendous deal! People always ask me, “how do you make such beautiful deals?!”

exit vector

Thanks, couldn’t remember the exact line

I’ll try extrapolating the verteron exovector (or something like that)

Harry Kim Voyager S1E1

Sweet nectar!