ExtraMedicated

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[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

If "please" doesn't work, try "pretty please".

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Edit: Shit I misread that comment.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

It kinda looks to me like he actually stuck the lit cigar in the guy's mouth, which I think would be even worse.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I open the text file where my powershell history is stored when the command I want isn't recent enough.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Had to put my cat down on Monday. She was with me for at least 18 years. That morning was rougher than I expected. I've lost several pets and all four grandparents without shedding a tear, but this was much harder.

I put on a youtube video of birds for her to watch, as I had many times before. Seeing her watching it as if she wasn't feeling sick, knowing it was my last day with her, it fucking broke me.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Probably depends on the church. I've been to one where some people sometimes wear pajamas.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

The first time I saw gameplay footage of the original Doom, I thought it looked almost photorealistic. I must've been like 6 or 7 at the time.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Who else edited the hand-pointer cursor to have the middle finger up? I know it wasn't just me.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Recently found out our dog has Addison's disease. But worse than that, my cat seems to be on her way out. Not eating, but throwing up water.

I've lost a lot of pets in my life, but this one's gonna hit me the hardest.

https://lemmy.world/post/8310142

https://lemmy.world/post/10553146

https://lemmy.world/post/12650329

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

That's why I got a mouse with extra buttons on the side, so I can just copy and paste using my thumb.

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I just got a bill for a Wayfair credit card that was issued by Citi bank that I did not apply for. I never even shopped on that website.

I tried contacting both Citi bank and Wayfair, but since I don't have the full account number, I couldn't get past Citi's automated phone menu.

Wayfair's phone system was a fucking nightmare getting transferred to various departments, but eventually transferred me to a foreign call center where they insisted that they needed my social security number and birth date to file a report, but I'm not giving them that.

The best thing is that the scammer managed to get a higher credit limit than I was able to get on my own card.

 

For example, I saved a bunch of these small cardboard sheets that were separating the rows of cans in a box of cat food.

Add some glue and you have a little tent for your cat.

 
 

I only ask because the bulging seems slight enough that I'm not 100% certain that's not just how the battery is supposed to look.

This is inside a Lenovo ideapad flex 4. I only opened it to replace the hard drive.

 

After I showed her one of the bird videos, she now eagerly waits while I turn on the tablet in the morning and she watches me open Youtube and pick a video.

Sometimes she accidentally closes the video, or opens the comments and then I need to step in to make sure she doesn't post any offensive comments.

 

This isn't really meant to save anyone's life. But it would let someone know to come pick up your corpse before it melts into the carpet and your cat starves.

 

I don't remember why I originally bothered to read this manual 25 years ago, but I ended up reading it to enjoy the jokes and humorous writing it contained.

 

She's clearly having fun, running around in circles, chewing sticks, and finding and eating cat poop. And I don't want to discourage her from having fun when I take her outside (except for the cat poop thing -- that needs to stop).

But she seems to have the idea that jumping up and biting my wrists or my ankles is a fun game that we both enjoy, and she seems to be getting more agressive about it.

 

Hoping for a few more years.

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