I dunno I think it's mighty convenient for these old villains to assume it's as easy for those of us coming after whilst conveniently failing to acknowledge that they're immortal. I mean for most us, being 412 would really put a damper on your ability to perpetrate evil. By the time we're 100 it's pretty difficult to do much of anything before needing a cup of tea and a lie down.
this post was submitted on 01 Nov 2023
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Well, nobody else is going to weave dark magics to extend your life, that's on you.
I can’t tell you how many times I read “Count Dracula” as “Count Chocula”, and wondered “Whoa, how deep is the lore on this confectionary nosferatu?”
This made me choke on my own saliva as I failed to chuckle correctly
Truth to tell, we're all too busy following Azathoth's dream.