Definitely It's Always Sunny. I can already hear Charlie screaming, "It's all oil!"

For those who can't click on external links:

"The data includes the full names, email addresses, passwords, and usernames of people associating with Heritage, including users with U.S. government email addresses."

Edit: the data is related to The Daily Signal, a right-wing media site affiliated with The Heritage Foundation.

It is exactly like our world, only all doors that you expect to open outwards, actually open inwards, and vice versa.

What was the third thing on the list? I'm invested in your rivalry now.

Remember, the wars are fought against brown people, and US soldiers are poor people. Both of these groups are perfect raw materials for the military industrial complex to convert into profit.

Deported.

USA national parks. Of the United States of America.

I only like all-natural fruits and beverages, organically grown, with no preservatives. Are you sure they're real lemons?

Did number 2 the same, then again with killing everyone and no powers. First playthrough took forever, second was only a few hours.

Is it this version, written by Nick Cave?

some graphic nudity.

Big blue dong confirmed.

It'll be interesting to see how it goes. I'm hopeful for "plain packaging" politics, where all candidates get the same template for any advertisements, can only erect so many posters, or only run a certain amount of ads.