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On second thought I remember being very bummed when I found out Mike Nelson is also a republican

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Ron White is the one actually funny conservative, fuckin anomoly that guy

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I only ever played the first Dark Souls and it was so ass I legitimately thought I had been sold the wrong game for the first like 2 hours, then I never tried any other soulslike games. I love challenging games, even unfair ones, but that shit was just boring as hell. I assume they're not all bad though.

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Can someone explain to me what's up with the deeply unhinged body horror shit you see when you click the "explore" button on Instagram? I don't really use the site much but that's always bewildered me.

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I guess we can talk to a lawyer and still try...

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Reading about the Johnson & Johnson class action talcum lawsuit, getting hyped because it almost certainly caused my gf's mom's ovarian cancer, getting further hyped at the prospect of a fat settlement, and then sinking back into the despair of unceasing poverty when I see that part of being eligible is that she had to get her diagnosis before turning 65, but she got it at 67 agony-limitless

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Would be nice if I got to see one actually amazing piece of technology become realized in my lifespan instead of all the pointless shit we get otherwise

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imo any even modestly credible mention of a general strike should immediately be fanned like a flame, even if it's obvious it's not going to lead to any greater improvement for those performing the strike, it will make lines go down and pigs squirm even a little bit and that's good enough for me, spitting in the eye of the titans crushing us underfoot, and the more often it happens the better

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Oh boy someone mentioned a general strike, time for the suspiciously ever-present comments immediately denouncing the concept as pointless, as if it wouldn't be fucking hilarious to make the porky-happys squirm for the sake of itself

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Out of curiosity, what's the most efficient way to mask? Surely I'm not supposed to just buy disposable N95s in bulk, right? I don't know what the best method is.

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I feel a little confused as to why more people don't seem to do it. Apparently you can get like $200-300 a week and it seems like there are no serious short term or long term side effects, but I feel like I must be missing something.

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squirtle-jam

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r3e

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This took fuckin forever but I feel good to be back in the saddle for reals.

I wasn't actually gonna make a sequel to Kor, but then I had an epiphany on how I could do the combat much more interestingly. I will not elaborate right now except to say that it will be a little more complex and a little more action-y.

For the sake of saving time and because I'm brutally poor right now I will be reusing a lot of stuff from Kor 1 - like moving around outside of combat will still look like Kor 1 with the little 16x16 sprites and tiles, but it's going to be at a higher (standard) res and not be locked to various 4-color palettes. I'm going to stick with this darker limited palette of 142 colors (plus transparent) because it will give the game a unique look, and because I spent literal weeks working on this palette for another game and fuck if I'm not gonna goddamn use it.

Anyway I think this turned out neat even though it's not finished or totally polished. More updates soon.

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Everyone only wants to talk about how powerful the characters are, but I care much more about the tasty jams. As most of you will have no idea what the absolute fuck I'm talking about, allow me to preface my explanation of this list by providing the context that in Street Fighter 6 Capcom actually decided to get daring and give all the characters new theme music, instead of just remixing their SF2 themes for the thousandth time. This has, of course, made many absolute nerds very mad, but I think it's quite excellent, and while of course their classic themes are awesome, it's possible to appreciATE NEW THINGS TOO YOU FUCKING LOSERS, STOP GIVING NOSTALGIA SO MUCH WEIGHT IN YOUR MIND, YOU ARE LITERALLY RUINING EVERYTHING BY INSISTING ON SEEING THE SAME SHIT OVER AND OVER AND OVER YOU GODDAMN ASSHO so I'm not going to be comparing any character's music to their old music, though I will certainly have comments about the comparison for a few when I come to them. Also I'm not married to the particular order these are in within their tiers. Alright let's get to it!


EXCELLENT:

  • Ryu's theme fuckin' slaps. Many people have pointed out that it doesn't really fit Ryu very well, and even though his character arc in SF6 has him in a place of significantly less struggle than usual, I do agree that it's still just a little too groovy for our handsome yet stiff boy. Regardless, it fucking owns and every time it plays, I am groovin' the whole time.
  • Ken's theme is also amazing, and it fits Ken quite a lot better than Ryu's fits him. It's more dire, intense, and a little sad, which all suits Ken being down and out in this sequel. The worst thing I can say about this theme is that Ken is insanely popular right now so you end up hearing this theme a LOT, but that's not exactly the music's fault. Also the utilization of his old theme for the "critical health" portion of his new theme (at 2:48 in the length of the video) is the hypest shit ever - it gives you a taste of his awesome classic theme without leaning on nostalgia too hard.
  • Manon's theme is a perfect example of music that gets you jammin' and suits the character's personality perfectly. It's poppy and boisterous and, since Manon is a new addition for SF6, it doesn't have to be bogged down by comparisons to older music. The breakdown (at 1:26 in the linked video) is smooth as fuck and it leads into the Round 3 portion so well.
  • Rashid's theme is probably going to be one that anyone who's already familiar with the OST is going to be mad at me for, for a couple reasons - one being that it's experimental and kinda weird (also people love to shit on anything that sounds like jazz), but the most obvious reason being that everyone fucking LOVES his old theme SO GODDAMN MUCH and I'm not gonna sit here and pretend like I don't love to scream RAAAAASHIIIIDOOOOOOO but it's not music I wanna listen to all the goddamn time. It's the kinda song I only wanna hear once in a while, because it's too much hype to just be blasting on loop while I'm in the training room doing the arduous work of mastering a combo for fuckin' hours at a time. His new theme however grows on you more and more as you listen to it, without getting stale at all, and since I'm maining Rashid I appreciate that immensely. When I hit Master rank for the first time, though, I did go to youtube and blast the RAAAAASHIIIIDOOOOOOO in celebration, of course.
  • A.K.I.'s theme is one that I have not heard anyone talk about, so I do not really know if people generally like or dislike it. A.K.I. is not a very popular character currently, but I love her weird design and I'm always a fan of poison mechanics in games - I wish her poison was more effective on its own, and not just a way to extend combos and stuff - but I fell in love with her music the second she was revealed, and was searching youtube every day for her theme to be uploaded on its own. The beat is meant to imitate the erratic, dwindling heartbeat of one of her poisoned victims, and that's just about the sickest shit ever.

GROOVIN':

  • Kimberly's theme is the definition of groovy, and the beat fits her character perfectly. It did have to grow on me a little bit, but once it did it became one of my favorites. I love the round 3 portion (at 1:43 in the linked video) but that brings me to my sole criticism - for those who don't know, when Kimberly performs her level 3 super art, her usual music is replaced with some incredibly lame, generic-sounding shit that just smothers the goodness of her regular music, and that means you barely ever get to appreciate the best part of her theme music. Tragic!
  • Cammy's theme is another one that fits the character quite well, it's intense and snappy, and it's like the sole consolation I get when I'm fighting her and she's spinning through my goddamn projectiles to cave my dumb face in. Yet another one where the round 3 drop (at 2:18) hits HARD.
  • Zangief's theme definitely had to grow on me a little. When I started playing SF6 (didn't really play SF before this one) I was terrified of fighting Zangief, but he turned out to be one of the most fun opponents to play against, so in the same way Zangief grew on me, so too did his theme. It's not the most hype-building theme to me, but I do find myself grooving along with various parts during matches all the time. Also, I mean, come on, Zangief is just a huge communist gym-bro - I gotta rank our colossal red boy high regardless. swole-doge
  • Blanka's theme grew on me the most of all of them - I fuckin' hated this song at first. Like, I played Blanka for like a week and a half and had to mute the in-game music hated it. But I dunno, after hearing it for the 50th time something kinda snapped in me, and I came to appreciate the upbeat, semi-directionless vibe of it, and round 3 (at 3:19) is triumphant in a really fun way. Another hot Street Fighter take I have is that I do not hate Blanka (how the fuck do people complain about this character when Guile exists??).

IT'S AIGHT:

  • Dee Jay's theme is one that I guess I might catch a lot of flak for putting this "low" on the list, but I dunno... it is good, but it just never really peaks. My favorite part is the critical health portion (at 3:09) because it's somehow simultaneously distressing yet soothing, and also just groovy as fuck - I always wish it didn't only play when someone is low health, because I always want it to last longer. Gotta say though, Dee Jay is the poster-boy for SF6's amazing character design, they did him so right overall.
  • Luke's theme is alright. It's not bad. I fuckin' hate Luke. But the theme is okay. I don't really groove on it much, but it's fine. But I fucking hate Luke. Fuck this dumb zoomer-baiting piece of market-pandering shit and his dumb face and his dumb hair cut. But his music is alright. Doesn't really suit the character but that's good because the character sucks. Fuck Luke. Gonna love it when he Fortnite-dances his way to getting nerfed / outscaled.
  • Jamie's theme strikes me almost exactly the same way as Luke's. It's okay, but I also hate Jamie. I hate his dumb face even more than Luke. He looks like the guy who listens to music way too loudly on the bus when everyone is coming home from work, tired as shit and just trying to get through the last little indignity of their day before they go home and relax for like half an hour before they have to do chores until they go to bed and do it all again the next day. Fuck Jamie. I'm gonna hate it when he gets buffed. But the theme is okay, whatever. Doesn't do much for me but it's not bad. Normally I like a disco-vibe, but meh.
  • Chun Li's theme is also alright - I do feel like it suits the character, but it's just kind of forgettable to me. I keep forgetting what it even sounds like, which is not a great sign. If she was played more often, I feel like it might grow on me more, but she's just not that popular because she's difficult to execute. I do love Chun Li though, as a good cop she's sort of a like a unicorn - only exists in fantasy.
  • Honda's theme also had to grow on me, but I do like it possibly more than any other in this tier. It suits his goofy-ass personality very well and the strumming gets my head boppin' every time. Much like Blanka, I do not hate fighting Honda like a lot of people do, especially when there's...
  • Guile's theme is the only time I'm going to complain about a theme in comparison to its old iteration, because how the fuck could I not? How do you go from THAT to this? But I still won't let that comparison effect its place on this tier list - the real reason it's here is because it just kinda sounds like menu music. Flat as fuck to me, but the opening to round 3 (at 1:11) gets me moving every time, so there's at least something going for it. Fuck fighting Guile though, I goddamn hate him. Turtling piece of shit holds all the cards. SOMEONE TELL ME HOW TO FIGHT GUILE WHEN ALL HE HAS TO DO IS CROUCH AND WAIT. AAAAAAAAAA

I FEEL NOTHING:

  • JP's theme is just kinda generic boss music. It doesn't really feel like boss fight music, it just sounds like the music that leads up to the boss fight, like it's what should be playing when he's delivering his epic bad-guy monologue before you fight him. I do jam on the round 3 opening sometimes, but overall it's just kinda there. I do like JP as a character however, good villain. His default outfit is awful though.
  • Dhalsim's theme is fine. It suits Dhalsim, but no one cares about Dhalsim except for trolls who play Dhalsim. Dhalsim is not a real character. He is an annoyance that you don't rematch in casuals as you tell yourself "I'll learn this fight when I goddamn have to and not a fucking second sooner." I just don't really feel much with this one.
  • Lily's theme is also fine - please understand that I do not hate any theme in this tier. It suits the character very well, and I love the character, I'm looking forward to when they buff her a little. But sorta like Dee Jay's theme, it just doesn't really hit a peak that gets me groovin' ever. Might grow on me more over more time though.

PLS STOP:

  • Juri's theme is just kinda - holy shit why the fuck does this one have SO MANY VIEWS? Okay, I guess this is a hot take then, but her theme is just really grating to me, I suppose in that sense it suits the character, but her theme just kinda sounds like noise to me, overall. The only other thing I have to say is that the loud clack of Juri's candy striking her teeth in her victory screen makes me physically cringe every time I hear it.
  • Marisa's theme is literally just car commercial music. The most charitable thing I can say about it is that it also kind of reminds me of Advance Wars music, but the OST is one of the last things I like about that game. Also Marisa is the character I thought to be afraid of Zangief for, just dumb damage. I don't care how complex she actually is, there's nothing more lame than getting your health bar obliterated from a mid-screen combo off of a single whiff punish. Still not nearly as annoying as Guile though.

Alright that's my SF6 music tier list. Time to upload this huge post and get 5 upbears. duane

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I guess it's gettin' swept up by the algorithm, but I liked it

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Coming back to update Hexbear on my last post!

The game is also still on sale for crazy cheap for the steam winter sale plus the second anniversary of its launch for a little bit! (But if anyone wants to play it and doesn't wanna pay, hit me up and I'll send ya a steam key as usual).

Thanks to everyone who gave me feedback about the concerns I had with potentially gendering the player character a little, getting a gender-diverse perspective was extremely helpful and relieved the concerns I had. You guys are just endlessly helpful and awesome.

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I hope this is an okay comm for this!

So here's the situation, I apologize because it's kind of a mess:

I'm living in a house with my girlfriend, and her mom's name is the one on the house we're staying in. Until recently, she was living here with us, but after an incident we took her to the hospital and learned that she has some pretty well-developed cancer. We began with doing her treatments, but she became so weak that staying at home with us was no longer feasible, and clearly we needed help. So, 3 additional hospitalizations later, we got her into a nursing home.

At first, her stay was supposed to be temporary, but she's only been getting weaker (likely because the nursing home isn't providing her with the fucking physical therapy she's STAYING THERE TO GET but that's a whole other conversation), and her insurance stopped covering her stay after only a couple weeks. We tried to take her home, but she literally could not make it to our car - could barely even get into the wheelchair. At this point we realized she needed to stay, but we couldn't afford it. So we had to apply for medical assistance from the state. When we did so, we were told point-blank by the nursing home's financial advisor that we would not lose our home as long as her daughter (my girlfriend) was living there. Flashforward to now, two months and two weeks later, and that financial advisor has quit her job. We made contact with the new advisor only a couple days ago, who told us that our home is safe only as long as her mom isn't staying there for more than 90 days (about two weeks from NOW), at which point the state considers her stay long-term, and apparently they can force her to liquidate her assets (her only assets being her house and a tiny retirement fund) in order to pay back the state for her medical bills. Her mom is no where near able to come home at this point, unless we can setup at-home care for her, which is currently looking like our only option, I guess.

Obviously this is a huge problem, since my girlfriend and I (as well as our several pets) depend on her house as a place to live. Being able to afford somewhere that all of us could stay with enough room is not very feasible - also our plan is still for her to leave the nursing home eventually, meaning if we have to sell her house, then there's no where left for her to go afterwards... which seems preposterously cruel to me, but, y'know, amerikkka

Sorry for being long-winded, but I'm kind of desperate for advice. I asked my dad, but he's bananas, and essentially just told me to shrug off the bills... which I've done in the past a little bit, but if our actual house is at stake, I don't think that's an actual option. Can anyone give me advice, or at least point me in the right direction to get solid advice about this situation?

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submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Good hello!

As many of you already know, my game Kor has 3 player sprite options - the bottom row in this post's image - offering different skin tones, basically. But they all have the same look otherwise. The game is also designed so that no one ever genders the player - all pronouns used are gender neutral (Chumpling, Duckaroo, etc.), because I wanted anyone to be able to connect with the player character.

HOWEVER!

Even though I never assign a gender to the player anywhere in the game, most people assume that it's male because of the short hair. And as such, I've gotten several requests from women to add in a more feminine sprite, and for a long time I resisted because I worried that it would make the gender of the player character too black and white, even if I don't change anything about NPCs never assigning gender to the character (you can pick either look, and still consider your character whatever you want).

So... I designed an alternative sprite. And though I'm not looking forward to all the work of updating promo stuff to include the other sprite, I've gotten very positive feedback from women I've shared it with. And, at the end of the day, I am of the opinion that more customization options are good.

But before I go through all the effort of adding the update, I wanted to come and ask the gender diverse userbase of Hexbear what you all think about this!

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Alright, hear me out. I've been on a diet for several years now, and I've lost over 150 lbs. Part of the key to my success is having a variety of low / zero calorie things that I drink, perhaps most importantly including one sugarless energy drink per day. What makes them work within the context of my diet is that they're very flavorful, and take a very long time to drink relative to stuff like water, tea, soda, etc., and drinking them over that long period suppresses my appetite for the duration.

But I don't want, or need the "energy." And I sure don't need the heart palpitations, either. So basically, I am looking for "energy" drinks in terms of intensity of flavor, but without all the stuff that makes them "energy" drinks.

While looking I've seen some that are caffeine free, but they're still "energy" drinks. Do you guys think being caffeine free alone is enough to lessen the strain on my body?

And before anyone mentions drinking water: I DO drink water. I drink at least two liters every day. But just sitting here chugging water all day doesn't quiet the unceasing scream in my brain that tells me to eat an entire family's worth of food in one sitting.

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