Gork

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 hours ago

"Someone who chooses the bear over you."

[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (4 children)

Gun Grabbin' Donnie

That's G... r... a... b... b... i... n... Apostrophe

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If he wants to commute, fine so long as he has to take a regular commercial jet like the rest of us.

Get there two hours early, check in, go through airport security, wait at the gate, then board. Then do it again at the end of the day.

We'll see how long he could put up with that before thinking he should really not try to commute 1,000 miles away.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

That one recently with the 2.3 billion record data breach is pretty bad, and we collectively had no way to prevent it since it was through a private company.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

As far as Trump nicknames go, I'm okay with Tim Apple.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

What a cybersecurity nightmare!

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago (4 children)

We'll each need our own personal mentat to figure out how much lunch will cost soon.

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[–] [email protected] 191 points 2 days ago (9 children)

How long until she is gregnant?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Government contracts? Those defense contracts can be very lucrative.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 days ago

Ukrainians are tough. Ukrainian women? Even tougher.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

It's a good thing that photo was successfully deleted from the Internet. Don't want somebody making a 20 ft bust of it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Dude eventually got ice axed. Definitely not a good way to go.

 

The cult of personality surrounding Elon Musk appears to have reached a new peak. ... a giant bronze statue of Elon Musk has been spotted being transported on a flatbed towed by a Tesla Cybertruck.

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The giant Elon Musk statue was spotted in Brownsville, Texas, where Elon Musk's space venture, SpaceX, is building Starbase, a launch pad and rocket factory that will produce the next-generation SpaceX Starship rocket.

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There is a lot of excitement for SpaceX and Elon Musk in the area and a group calling itself ElonRWA appears to have set up shop in Brownsville, and this group is behind the Elon Musk statue.

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ElonRWA took possession of the original drawing of Elon Musk and turned it into an NFT (non-fungible token). After the image is turned into an NFT, you can now buy and own a part of the digital asset.

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the giant Elon Musk statue being towed by a Cybertruck is an attempt to gain notoriety and direct people to purchase a fraction of the Elon Musk drawing NFT and own a piece of the meme.

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