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Where's the shitty instant coffee and electric kettle?
Tory
Esoteric Fascism
uhh mine comes in a can with a dragon on it and more caffeine than the panera death lemonade
I'm gonna write that in as "gamer" on the list
i have like 4 of these. im an ideology hopper.
Meanwhile the posadists roasting their beans iwth an unshielded first-gen radiowave oven.
Uh oh, i really love my espresso machine
actually the idea of a “standard” coffee maker being Marxist Leninist normalizes the conception that socialism is purely utilitarian and ascetic, and inherently conflates consumerism and capitalist ideology with pleasure in general. This is despite the fact that the truth is the opposite; Most people would have fancier, more effective espresso and coffee machines if they could, and the fact they don’t is due to the oppression workers experience and their financial desperation, not because of their inherent nobility as a worker or out of an ideological commitment to simplicity. Marxist Leninism is actually the creation of a free use coffee and espresso bar at your workplace. In this essay I will
Fuckin lol and i was ready to read more
Well this meme got me to learn a bit about Hoxhaism, I guess.
I am both amused and afraid
Now you know how the Soviet revisionists felt
I hate coffee and only drink unsweetened tea. What does that make me?
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Monarchist
I know I've answered my preferences below as cold brew, but theoretically, if someone were to make their coffee Turkish style or generally like an Arab (Qahwa, as they call it)
What political orientiation are they?
beans are for eating. you can keep ur dirty bean water
Coffee beans are technically cherry stones, so when you drink coffee you're technically a stoner
Ok but have you considered that a vanilla soy mocha is a four bean soup?
Hmm. What about aeropress I wonder
juche
radlib
So being a coffee roaster with access to all of these and more (except the trot lol) makes me like a theory nerd or something?
You get to be an ivory tower academic marxist, in the most ironic fashion of course
Leftcom at home ML at work
Seems i'm a liberal My machine even looks like the one pictured, so I can't even hide from it
Aeropress is anarchist-bidenist
There is no world where Hoxhaists are objectively correct about everything. Delete this.
(Tea Gang gets a pass.)
Caffeine pills. Coffee is bourgeois decadence. A machine dedicated to one drink? Having to ship beans halfway across the world? Burning down jungles just to grow beans with no nutritional value? Filters that are single use for every batch? Insanely wasteful and it makes you poop. Under communism every home will have a bioreactor with genetically modified caffeine producing bacteria.
mainly a Maoist