Infinite

joined 1 year ago
[–] Infinite 22 points 1 month ago (11 children)

Or only allow abortions to be post-natal and via firearm?

Damn. That was too dark. I'm gonna go hug my dog now.

[–] Infinite 3 points 1 month ago

If we didn't water them after planting, where would babies come from?

[–] Infinite 5 points 2 months ago

Oh shit. As a white dude, I'm convinced.

[–] Infinite 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The only thing more convincing would be if his name was Mark Ofdabeest.

[–] Infinite 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Piezoelectricity?

[–] Infinite 28 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Lincoln's stovepipe, obviously.

[–] Infinite 27 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Just for example, that's an easy way to save just the biometric signature and have very few people question it.

[–] Infinite 16 points 4 months ago

Gotta admit, I expected the show to end up making sense. Subverted!

[–] Infinite 31 points 4 months ago (4 children)

"We hold that the petitioner, as a former President of the United States, is entitled to absolute immunity from damages liability predicated on his official acts."

Specifically, immunity from civil damages. The president couldn't be sued by randos claiming he cost them a job or whatever.

This is a new class of fascism. Keep on trollin'.

[–] Infinite 29 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Only if you win.

[–] Infinite 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You sound like you have money. I agree with you.

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