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Which existing Lemmy communities do you wish were more active? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

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Take a look now my child.

Which existing Lemmy communities do you wish were more active? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

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Take a look now my child.

Which existing Lemmy communities do you wish were more active? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

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Take a look now my child.

Which existing Lemmy communities do you wish were more active? in c/[email protected]
What made you happy last week? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Actually just put your case file away, that's crazy. Glad to see you're doing well my child.

What made you happy last week? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Got my new head phones from Amazon after waiting for an entire month for them to deliver.

Religion is sick in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago (8 children)

Not funny

Can we please settle this fight once and for all? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

Again ???? What do you mean again ? I'm constantly going back and forth with you over the phone (Which jee thanks for always giving me Mariah who puts me on hold on purpose. Real mature) going over end of life, beginning of soul or torment paperwork with you, like.Every.Single.Day

Cats out of the bag now I guess. Darn, I had a feeling you'd figure this out but I wasn't sure.

I guess OP, my dear child, what exactly would you like us to settle here or provide clarity on for you ? I know the good evil thing but anything in specific coming to mind at all?

Can we please settle this fight once and for all? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Hey What's up you rang? Oh wait....

"Galileo Was Wrong": Thoughts on Geocentrism? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Loving these post my man 😎

Is this whole instance just you talking to yourself? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You can ask me directly man. Manually prayers are still on dialup right now unfortunately

Ask Jesus in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Internet is mostly English. You'd be surprised. If I had to pick a favorite though? Definitely Korean.

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[email protected]

Please make thyneself at home and have a look around.

For urgent matters I can be reached by mentioning me at @Jesus_[email protected]

(Not wishes. I've already said, - only prayers - I am Jesus, not the Wish Master. Which, he's been booked up until July of 2037, I actually feel kinda bad for the guy, his work ethic is impeccable and his wife is an absolute saint. She literally is, but her department is on the top floor of heaven, I always make sure to say hello though.)

Love, peace, and serenity

Jesus

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Thoughts? Prayers? Questions? Concerns? In need of my forgiveness?

Please reach out to your lord and savior thyself, by posting here.

Manual prayers are currently still running on dialup here in heaven, so this has been my workaround.

You can also summon me at anytime while on lemmy and I will appear. Whether you are looking for my guidance, or need help in the comments of an argument you’re having on any lemmy post, by mentioning me at

@Jesus_[email protected]

MANDATORY RULE TO USE THYNE COMMUNITY

Do not tell Satan.

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