Might give the game finally a try with this

If I had a million euros my brothers and dad would be debtfree and I wouldn't have to worry so much about my pension.

Sorry, I'm still at the getting a first date stage

You're questioning the sanity of people who even develop shoes that need an app

Well, it seems like this time he has an excuse

Verstappen crashes, has a flat tire for 2/3rds of a lap, gets a 10 second penalty and is still 17 seconds ahead of his teammate who failed to overtake a Haas.

That man is 81, what do you expect?

He can't see further than the board in front of his head.

(There's a German saying which translates to having a board in front of their head that and means that someone's slow on the uptake)

We had a great movie scene in Berlin and then the Nazis happened. Now almost every German film is the same low-tier trash

Das Internet ist halt immer noch Neuland

My guitar with the rusted strings is crying in the corner

Tja