Kaveros

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oh fuck yea

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

But if you fard, and there is no smell, did you even fart?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

One gallon of gasoline is 31000 calories.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You're also going to need some polo shirts, cargo shorts, and New Balance sneakers. Make sure to slap your knees and say "yep" whenever you stand up from a sitting position.

 

I mean why? Wouldn't it be much more realistic and relatable if the ad was like "oh thank fuck I'm not pregnant"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Hello and welcome! skeleton-wave

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

If you wipe, then you have touched a man's ass and are now gay.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

I made this into a Discord server emoji. I'm sorry. I had to. soviet-heart

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

In the US, we're getting rid of the FDIC and replacing it with a 4 second YouTube video of Pete Davidson saying, "Oh shit bro, my bad."

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

But the DNC swore I can save America just by sending them $10.

"Just $10 bro fr, we can end fascism with your $10 donation. Come on bro plz."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

Tom Bombadil had big naturals and it worked out great for him.

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