MalarchoBidenism

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 days ago (1 children)

A few years ago, "let's compromise and only do half genocide" was an over the top parody of how centrists think. It was deliberately hyperbolic and provocative because nobody seriously believes in "half genocide", you would think.

Now liberals are actually arguing for voting for the Democrats on the basis that "both will aid the genocide but the republicans will aid it more and harm other groups too". hypersus

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

I would stop the meteor that killed the dinosaurs. Primates are locked since y'all couldn't behave.

 
[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 week ago

After careful deliberation, the honorable ghouls of the Supremacist Court agreed that the State should hurry up and execute the innocent man already.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Anti-LGBT activists, war criminals, Eve Fartlow fans, Ukrainian neo-Nazis and child molesters, they have all been united in their love of Israel.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

When people told me they hated dying in a nuclear holocaust or (far worse) that they were “not fans,” I wish I had said in no uncertain terms: “I love dying in a nuclear holocaust. I am in awe of it. I am set free by it. It will be the finest event our galaxy has ever seen.”

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago

I guess we doin 🌌 now

[–] [email protected] 77 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What if Trump getting shot at just becomes his thing, like how Bolsonaro's thing is being hospitalized

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

It would be extremely embarrassing if people found out I just shit my pants. For this reason I will keep that information a secret and not tell anyone about how I just shit my pants.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Didn't he interview MrBeast on that video? I recall him showing rows of thumbnails with the same fake forced smile in every one and being like "we found that videos with this face performed better in the metrics"

i-get-it a-guy

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"The Israeli military has admitted that the munition that struck a highway near Nahariya in Western Galilee, critically injuring one settler, was an Iron Dome interceptor missile that malfunctioned."

Critical support for the Zionist entity in the struggle against the Zionist entity.

settler stalin-gun-1 isntrael

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They did give the number of votes though, they read them out loud https://xcancel.com/cneesvzla/status/1817953254208110756

 

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chad-trotsky - Um, they're ok.

huey-lewis - Their early work was a little too liberal for my taste. But when ChapoChat came out in '20, I think they really came into their own, politically and artistically. The whole site has a pig, poop balls, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the posts a big boost. They've been compared to Lemmygrad, but I think CTH has a far more silly, strigine sense of humor.

chad-trotsky - Hey, Halberstram?

huey-lewis - Yes, Trotsky?

chad-trotsky - Why are there Stan Kelly sickos all over the place? Do you... Do you have a cat? A little indoor cat or something?

huey-lewis purge-2 - No, Trotsky!

chad-trotsky - Is that a Stalin emote?

huey-lewis - Yes it is! In '21, the chapos released this: Hexbear, their most accomplished site. I think their undisputed masterpiece is c/badposting. A comm so shitty, most people probably don't look at the posts. But they should, because it's not just about tactical diaper bags and AI art of Godzilla holding pregnant Henry Cavill, it's also a personal statement about the posters themselves!

Hey, Trotsky!pika-pickaxe Try sending in a silly letter now, you fucking stupid bastard!

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You keep saying that which is ironically quite a childish position.

"Stop bombing children" "stop bombing children"

completely oblivious to the complexity of the situation

 

Fascists: I want everyone in the same country, rich and poor alike, to accept their place in the hierarchy and do their part to protect our Glorious Nation™ from foreigners. Seriously you guys, I can't stress enough how much I hate communism and want literally the exact opposite of what they want. Surely nobody will ever lump us-

Liberals: C O L L E C T I V I S M :galaxy-brain:

 

It's afraid :sicko-yes:

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