MaoTheLawn

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

but do you condemn the terror attacks in Jaffa?

Anyway it's a fucking cake obviously

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

I like this one

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago

Huh. Yeah, I uploaded a 25 second clip so I guess I wouldn't have ran into a problem.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I agree with plants. Definitely at least some succulents. You can leave a cactus in the bathroom and never water it because it'll absorb moisture from steam.

Warm coloured lamps, adjustable, or non adjustable but placed so your lighting can always match the mood.

Nice pair of speakers, if that's your thing.

Disagree with what people are saying about art. Yes, get some art, but don't rush it. Buy what really appeals to you. Don't just get random shit for the sake of filling your walls.

Manual food processor. Chops and onion (or anything else) in 2 seconds. Doesn't need to be plugged in. Costs 10 quid. Cleans out as easily as cleaning a bowl.

Couple fridge magnets?

The entire works of Lenin. No but seriously, a nice wooden bookshelf with a nicely assorted set of books.

General bric a brac. I now buy really tacky mini sculptures of British Wildlife whenever I see them in charity shops, and I put them all over the house.

Homemade stuff, if you like crafts. I made a funny weed box, where it looks like Agent Cooper from twin peaks is handing you a blunt.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

So strange to hear that an electric kettle is not a standard item....

In the UK you'll find them in every household because tea. Back when TV was the main entertainment source, some of the power grids biggest spikes were in BBC TV advert breaks, when everyone would go flick the electric kettle on to make a tea for the next part of the show.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Wow. Sorry to hear that.

Not that it really matters, but if you'd like to upload a video to hexbear, you usually have to upload it on a different video hosting site first. I used Tankietube last time I did it.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago

In china you would be shot for this

quite rightly

[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 days ago (6 children)

oh for fuck sake

I understand that terrorism is the only option of the desperate but I

can't wait to hear 'but do you condemn the Jaffa attacks' for the next fucking year while Israel annihilates 4 of it's neighbours with American weapons

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

bad country

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

it was satire oopsie lol

 

'An advertisement warning that U.S. fighter jets were ready to respond to provocations showed up on a dating app in Lebanon.

The warning appeared online last week in Arabic beneath pictures of U.S. warplanes: “Do not take up arms against the United States or its partners,” it said, noting that America “will protect its partners in the face of threats from the Iranian regime and its proxies.”

And to underscore the message: Central Command is “fully prepared” and ready to employ F-16 and A-10 aircraft “currently in the region.”

Séamus Malekafzali, a freelance journalist based in Lebanon, encountered Tinder advertisements purportedly from U.S. Central Command warning against joining Iranian-backed militants on Aug. 22. This ad was linked to a Central Command post on X, Malekafzali said.

 

why the fuck have they all glommed onto 'brat' so hard? It's unlike anything I've seen before.

 

Skip through it. Fuck me it's bad. Those poor kids.

 
 

Couldn't be worse this one. Can't believe it's real. Pelosi then made a speech about cooking dosa with Kamala Harris.

liberalism

trauma

 

Similar story all over Britain. Fuck sake.

 

Using an old 'gravity slate train' and an engine, he uses the tracks in the timetabled trains downtime. What a time to be alive. And gravity trains too: https://youtu.be/-A7sZVgct3E

 

If the sound isnt working for you, try this link: https://vimeo.com/999099210 ... you WILL regret it.

In bad country the people are so propagandised they create extravagant shows about war criminals

oooaaaaaaauhhh

 

surprised-pika

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

Do I not get it or something?

It just felt like an individualist white middle class mans fantasy of how he'd totally outgrind and outsmart the prison system by doing epic taxes and being a good person

just befriend the prison guards!

play beautiful cultured classical music to these poor barbarous inmates as an act of # la resistance

then, totally own the corrupt system by exposing them to newspapers... the police and judicial system are otherwise perfect so the prison commissioner will kill himself rather than face the HARSH HARSH CONSEQUENCES that one could receive in America for money laundering... notwithstanding that the money laundering is chump change in comparison to the slave wage labour that the inmates are made to perform...

Morgan Freeman speaks in hope platitudes for the entire movie

Is this movie not just about how all you need to do is grin and grind to escape your hellish life?

Then people jerk it off for 'showing the humanity of prisoners for the first time EVER in cinema and not treating prison rape as a joke' - surely you can only find such a thing to be true if you have only ever seen about 5 movies in your life? Or is that just a pure indictment of the Hollywood system - that it only ever makes garbage visible?

Am I being cynical? Was I just in a bad mood?

Utterly cheesy and without charm.

 
  • Chair of Hunting Kind says he has built legal case to obtain same protection as Roma and LGBTQ+ people. They have prepared a legal case to try to prove that hunters are an ethnic minority whose hunts should be protected under equality laws.

  • Ed Swales, the chair of Hunting Kind, claims he has been advised by a leading human rights lawyer that hunters unequivocally qualify for legal protection under the UK Equality Act 2010.

  • Speaking to the FieldsportsChannel podcast, Swales said: “The qualifications of an ethnic group, there are five of them, and we hit everyone straight in the bullseye.”

armed-crab

 

Hilarious. Stacey Vint you absolute dickhead.

I mean seriously let's just think about it for a second - what did she expect? You have to be a serious fucking moron to even attempt this.

You're an unfit untrained 34 year old woman, whipped up into such a racist fury, that you attempt some shit straight off the battlefields of Carthage, except you're essentially riding the pig you set on fire and running into a horde of elephants.

Any of you who've been at a protest/riot and got up close to riot cops - let's be real - they are big scary bastards. I don't know where they find these apes but they're fucking massive and have full permission from the state to smash your face in.

Like, I sometimes see a street copper and think... 'I'm a big guy, I've done combat and contact sports, I think if that copper wanted to nick me he'd need a couple of mates to shepherd me in and get me down...' But when the riot cop brigade comes marching out I think 'fuck me, am i seriously about to get into beef with these absolute cave trolls?' I'm often in awe at the size of these units, and their grizzled fuck-ugly mashed up faces... Proper measurehead thumblords. It's like if you bred Ross Kemp with himself 8 times and then a final time with a 5kg slab of raw chicken.

Legitimately, you would need to be lacking in all critical thinking skills to try this ancient move.

She's essentially gone and done a Boudicca.

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