MercuryGenisus

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Not going to lie, even after you pointed it out, it took me a minute to find it lol. Hell yeah, that'll keep her secure.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)

But is it locked? Better slap a padlock on it somewhere, then give it two slaps and say "no one's getting in there".

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I got kicked one time completely at random. I was confused more than anything. Like, what? I thought about it and decided I had a simple solution. I just host every game I play. I know I love Democracy. If it's my finger on the button I know we are in good hands.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (14 children)

It's the companys fault for looking at the 151 and saying, what if we replaced all this with random bullshit? I miss the og pokemon. I tried playing newer games but damn, it's pure chaos.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I honestly am not sure. She was talking so much from such a young age. It was all nonsense, complete babble, but sometimes she would say something and I had to stop and think about it. Did she say a word? Is this just a coincidence? Does she understand it? The words just faded in as the nonsense faded out. It seemed like a progression, not an event.

[–] [email protected] 202 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (7 children)

I would reject this pull request. Why is the indenting all over the place? Why is your keyword capitalisation all over the place? WHY YELLOW?!

Edit: the more I look at this the more it pisses me off. Wtf is going on with your kerning? Just random number and placement of spaces. Also, why is the table name in caps? Who does that? Select * is lazy. Do you really need every field about a girl? Really? Worst of all, not a limited request. I sware this is just the kind of thing that would return 30 million rows and brick the database for twenty seconds.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

As someone on a phone that can't get the video to load for some reason, can you please spell the sound as phonetically as possible for all our amusement?

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago

Sir Chad carries a twelve pounder hand cannon, and when he ignites the powder the ball sails true into the main deck of the pirate, but the recoil capsizes his vessel.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

I love how you think it's over then some mfer gets out of the car like "wut"? Like, what the hell? I'm here saving your ass, what were you doing?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Stupid sexy Flanders.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This guy is a real champ. It must be hard having no arms or legs and being a fashion model. But putting the shoes under him just seems petty and mean.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (9 children)

That is awesome. And maybe this is a dumb question but... Would that actually make the report of the gun louder?

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