MyNameIsRichard

The problem is that pretty much every cat I've met would attack the brush and the rest would ignore it, until it was put in their mouth!

How do people get their cats to do things like this?!

You got me. You bastard.

I console myself that I am getting older and won't see the worst of it.

I'd been dual booting with Windows 2000 Professional for a while but XP came out, I didn't like it so fully switched.

Godwin's Law. Discussion over.

Wait till you hear about the poodle clipping

This is by far the most confusing part when I consider switching over

It's the same process as when buying a car. Try a few out and see which one you like.

I feed mine mostly wet food with a few cat biscuits mixed in to give it a nice crunch. They seem to like it.

and a lot more screaming!

But the turtle moves.

Squeaky voices