Narrrz

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

signature : have tenure, dont care

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

step 1: give them money.
step 2: make them think you'll give them more money. this may involve repeating step 1 several times.
step 3: let them know that if you don't get what you want, the money stops.

then it's just a matter of whether the money you were giving them is significant enough to make them care.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago

tabaxi: pupils dilate

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

indeed, I think even the top transfem olympian did not rate compared to the top 'natural' (I use that word only to distinguish, not to disparage) women.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago (2 children)

actually, I think you'll find, Argentina falls within BRITISH seas, extending outward from the shores of the Falklands.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

hmm, interesting! it's been considered "common wisdom" since I was in university, always intriguing to have these unquestioned misconceptions corrected.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

a stainless steel, vacuum sealed French press (coffee plunger), which I bought back in... 2011? i think? when I broke my glass one a week after getting it.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago

they only did that for the painting.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 11 months ago (3 children)

pay some prostitutes to come to your thanksgiving dinner and debate your uncle on his ideas about immigrants.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago

unfortunately, I entirely lack imagination. happily, however, this is not a case where one is needed.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

you got the last letter of the C-word right, but it's one letter too short.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 11 months ago (4 children)

high intelligence is a strong predictor of mental illness, of which this is an unfortunate example.

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