Neon_Carnivore

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[–] Neon_Carnivore 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Is he actually in charge? I assumed that was kayfabe.

[–] Neon_Carnivore 2 points 9 hours ago

A man of culture. Snooch to the nooch. 🤘

[–] Neon_Carnivore 2 points 9 hours ago

Yep. Watched it right after Dynamite.

[–] Neon_Carnivore 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Neon_Carnivore 3 points 2 days ago

Excuse me, I need to go poke out my mind's eye...

[–] Neon_Carnivore 5 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Fozzy's biggest offense is just being really, really middle of the road. They aren't bad, but they aren't knock your socks off amazing, either. They had one hit with Judas, that lingered longer than it should have, and every other Fozzy song I've heard is just okay. Although I'm sure if I still drank alcohol, it would be the greatest thing since sliced bread.

Seriously, AC/DC and KISS don't sound as good since I quit drinking. 🤷‍♂️

[–] Neon_Carnivore 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

No pun intended, but that's metal.

[–] Neon_Carnivore 2 points 4 days ago

Eddie living rent-free in that Cousin Skeeter lookin' motherfucker's head.

Heal well, My King.

[–] Neon_Carnivore 3 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I hate that I read that in his voice.

[–] Neon_Carnivore 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Which I suppose soft confirms an All In appearance.

#WeWantMina #AllInMina #QuestionableHashtags #2for2

[–] Neon_Carnivore 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Worth the watch for the MxM segment alone. #JustTheTip #QuestionableHashtags

[–] Neon_Carnivore 3 points 1 week ago

Don't you dare put that hope in my heart! 😭

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NeoJoshizzle with a handy little video to get everyone up to speed going into TJPW's next major event.

Share your thoughts and predictions below.

 

TZM has learned that not only have DDT's Yoshihiko and WWE's Katie Vick been in a long term relationship, but that they plan to marry, as well. The happy couple revealed their plans in a MySpace post shortly after WWE announced that Vick was to be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame.

While no date has been set as of this reporting, it was stated that AEW's Cardblade and Juicebox would be groomsmen, with Moppy serving as Katie Vick's Maid of Honor.

Yoshihiko and Katie Vick did not reply to TZM's request for comments.

 

Unable to compete after being viciously attacked by Dwayne "The Fucking Rock" Johnson, Cody Rhodes is not cleared to wrestle by WWE medical staff.

Additionally, due to his excessive potty mouth, The Dwayne "Rock Fucker" Johnson has been suspended indefinitely.

This left Wrestlemania's main event in limbo, until help came from a very unexpected benefactor: Tony Khan.

When asked to comment on the decision, Tony Khan said: "He's (referring to MJF) out of TV rotation at the moment, so we aren't using him. And his history with Cody is no secret, this is the perfect opportunity for him."

We also reached out to Triple H, who said: "We've been sending our best NXT talent to AEW for years, it's about fucking time TK returned the favor."

Triple H was then also suspended indefinitely for using the F word.

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Tokyo Joshi Pro Wrestling's biggest event of the year is streaming on Wrestle Universe this Sunday, and NeoJoshizzle has posted a video breaking down the full match card.

Some big names will be featured, including (but not limited to) Aja Kong, Max The Impaler, Minoru Suzuki, Emi Sakura, Ryo Mizunami, and Masha Slamovich.

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