Neon_Carnivore

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[–] Neon_Carnivore 3 points 11 hours ago

Lmao, but also F you. lol

[–] Neon_Carnivore 2 points 11 hours ago

That's a paddlin'.

[–] Neon_Carnivore 3 points 11 hours ago
[–] Neon_Carnivore 4 points 2 days ago

All I did was sleep on the wrong pillow and now my back/shoulder is sore af.

Good times.

[–] Neon_Carnivore 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Call it a hunch, but I think the arsonist Hangman meme is going to win this week.

[–] Neon_Carnivore 4 points 4 days ago

I'll have you know, sir, that I love Willow and fail at life*.

Tap for spoiler*because I moderate a wrestling forum. lol

[–] Neon_Carnivore 3 points 4 days ago

I'm honestly surprised BCC has stayed a thing for as long as it has (probably to sell those action figures lol) but it kinda makes since given how Regal went out in kayfabe, Regal never technically left the group.

[–] Neon_Carnivore 2 points 4 days ago

I see stuff like that with a lot of the younger wrestlers, they're simply imitating what they saw growing up, sometimes even unconsciously.

[–] Neon_Carnivore 2 points 4 days ago

She's been away from tv a few months, IIRC, and away from the ring even longer (rightfully so). She married Angelo Parker (shoot marriage, not a work) and I can't recall hearing anything from/about Ruby since then, but I don't have twitter or instagram so don't assume she's gone totally dark or anything.

[–] Neon_Carnivore 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

They probably do it on purpose, tbh.

[–] Neon_Carnivore 2 points 4 days ago

This is why I try to support them in other ways, at least. I attend shows when they're nearby (Lexington on Wednesday, woo!) I've got 10 or so shirts, a couple dozen action figures, and a pair of the Young Bucks' Pumps. Nothing bought on the secondary market. That's not an excuse to justify my sailing of the high seas, mind you, but I try my best to support things I enjoy when I can spare the cash.

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