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What kind of psycho microwaves plastic anyway? Even if it isn't releasing potentially toxic crap, the plastic gets hotter than the food. I'm not risking my hand melting off for a crappy Hot Pocket.
How cool! I caught a picture of some in my hometown on the 4th of July 
Yeeeesssss! One of my very favorite subreddits. So happy to see them here!
Eye bleach would definitely be needed.
N64 was the couch coop king. There were so many to choose from. Me and my buddies would get together and destroy each other on several different games back then. It was a blast.
Although online games are pretty nice for me now since we all have moved on to different locations.
I really liked the first, but found the second to be that much better. Better unlocks, and a tad easier. Maybe it's just the controls are snappier, but I got much further in the second.
"The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom, and that'd kill him" - Brodie Bruce