I would also assume not, for the reasons you already gave.
So instead you looked this up, lol. And it seems I was not wrong.
Same here, although they where/are still research related IIRC. Not given to people like in the posted screenshot.
Ignobels had or have a different goal.
I know. I just put it there for those readers not necessarily in the know.
Time and place, phneutral. Time and place.
his wife and other females
His wife and other women. The word "female" is an adjective and should not be used as a noun unless referring to e.g. animals. Like myself, you are (probably) non-native speaker of English so I don't weigh this all too heavy, but others might since it is considered somewhat disrespectful to women.
Thanks for saving me a click.
I regard being on the phone while driving, as practically being "under influence". I mean there are some surprisingly similar symptoms...
And indeed, a good thing they stopped before hitting your place.
Was that driver under influence? Nevertheless, interesting photo.