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The noise scared my lizard something frightful!

Everyone was okay and no one was badly injured. Except for a patch of my lilies. But they're pretty resilient.

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[-] [email protected] 60 points 1 week ago

Glad you and your lizard are safe!

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

Thank you! We were pretty fortunate this time.

[-] [email protected] 53 points 1 week ago

Lizard is looking at the camera like you seeing this shit

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

Bearded dragons absolutely have a knack for stupid reaction faces!

[-] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago

Time to buy a boulder to go in front of the window

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

How much does a boulder go for nowadays?

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

I know a guy with a really nice boulder. Unfortunately it's in the swamp.

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

I'm sure someone will find a way to drive right over / through them.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

They'll make a bigger car to drive over it

[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago

You have to be happy for the little things in life like a car not smashing through your conservatory.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Have you given thanks that your home hasn't been run into by a car today? ๐Ÿ™

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

I was eating at a restaurant one time with some people from out of town when a car drove past the window. Nobody really seemed to interested when I pointed it out until I also pointed out that there is not a road outside that window. The car had jumped the curb, threaded the needle between a stop sign and fire hydrant, and made it about 80 feet through the park before stopping. The cops were still dealing with the guy when I left the restaurant, he was clearly very inebriated.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

He just wanted to check out your lizard

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

There are better ways to do it that don't involve a phone call to the police, I assure you!

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

It is important that the cops also know about this cool lizard I found

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

911 look at this dude ๐Ÿ˜Ž

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Bill their insurance for your lilies. Driving is a privilege and drivers should take responsibility for their mistakes while driving.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Considering the damage they did to the other car involved (you can see their trunk popped open behind the wannabe monster truck), I'm sure they'll be paying in some way or another. They're certainly not getting away with it without significant consequences!

I just had some grass & a few flowers torn up, so I'm very fortunate. Not looking to weaponize the system against them. Just want the folks who suffered the actual damages to get paid. Hopefully this teaches the distracted driver a valuable lesson!

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Was that driver under influence? Nevertheless, interesting photo.

[-] [email protected] 43 points 1 week ago

They were definitely on grass.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Get out of here. Also, take my upvote while you're leaving. (Nice pun i really appreciated it)

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

(I'm glad you did, because I hated it, haha.)

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Texting and driving, I think. Please do not check/use your phone while driving!

I believe they ran a stop sign, hit someone else, & proceeded to drive frantically up the curb. I'm very fortunate they stopped short of my home!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I regard being on the phone while driving, as practically being "under influence". I mean there are some surprisingly similar symptoms...

And indeed, a good thing they stopped before hitting your place.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Speaking for a friend, they crashed the Mini Clubman S I love... sorry, THEY loved very much because of a WhatsApp that just arrived. Some one five cars ahead or so had to slam their brakes - eyes on the street would have made the reaction time "just enough" but even looking away for one second caused the crash.

Learn from my err friend, don't look at your phone while driving, even for a very short time.

Damage on the Mini was more than its worth at the time. No one was injured, but even what looks like a small fender bender can quickly get very expensive nowadays.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

How do you deal with the lizard poop? Does it just poop everywhere?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

He has his own enclosure, too! But poop really isn't as issue. They telegraph pretty clearly when they're about to poop. They'll move around more frantically before they do, do the classic slight tail lift + butt wiggle, and then ~~decimate everything~~ let it all out. If you're paying attention, you'll usually catch them before they stink up your floors.

Water actually triggers their poop reflex, too! So owners often soak their dragons in the tub to have them poop before letting them roam.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Can you train them to poop in specific areas or is it just a crap shoot?

Edit: I'm far more interested in your lizard than the dude on your lawn lol

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

I personally prefer interesting creatures over vehicular trespassing, so it's understandable.

Bearded dragons typically only poop every few days or even once a week! So it's not like a daily thing, unless there's something going on with their health or they've drank/eaten more than usual (they WILL try to eat as many insects as possible, if given the opportunity!). Plus, it's not like a dog-sized poop or anything, but it is pretty loose and nasty, admittedly.

They can't really be trained to poop in specific places, which is why a lot of owners use the bathtub method. Just fill up the tub/container a bit with warm water (usually it's enough so that they are submerged up to the base of their tail), put your dragon in, and within a few seconds to minutes, you have a freshly emptied dragon! Just drain/dump the poopy water, and you don't have to worry about poop on your floors, blankets, yourself, etc.!

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

That's one little chunky boy.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

He puffed up at all the commotion! Gotta look big and scary at the big noise.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Once a car jumped the curb and managed to fly over a chain link fence and land in my parents front yard. On flat ground. Had to take the fence apart to get the car out.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Glad your scaly friend is OK!

Am I the only one who sees an alien trapped in your curtains?!

I looked quickly and that's what the pattern looks like with the way your curtains fall ๐Ÿ˜…

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

You okay? How many fingers am I holding up?

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

At first I read cat and I spent a few minutes looking for the kitty

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Meow am cat gib food pls x

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Tell your kitty I love him.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

He responded with a confused head tilt and licked a cardboard tube.

I apparently don't speak cat very well, so interpret that how you will.

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Well

This makes me extra thankful.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Everybody is talking about the lizard but what about the dough (clay?) with the lamp directed at it??

EDIT: nevermind, I'm an idiot. I had no idea it was a flat rock.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

That's a flat rock used for basking! It's supposed to be a bit more off-center from the heat lamp so that it doesn't get too hot, but he loves to flatten out/pancake on a warm rock.

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

that's for the lizard? xD

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Loving all that natural light and those plants! Hey, quick BD question. Has yours ever pooped on its own back? My now deceased dragon, once pooped on his own back, and I have no idea how, but I've heard from others that they are messy poopers.

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I try to leave nature in the wild where it belongs. ๐Ÿ™

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Time to set up some boulders to protect your house from idiots like this

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

up close and personal like

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