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[โ€“] [email protected] 93 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

All of this to be out lived by a Chinese grandmother that smokes a pack a day.

[โ€“] [email protected] 54 points 4 weeks ago

Talk about depriving yourself of sensations.

[โ€“] [email protected] 25 points 4 weeks ago

The Blood Boy harvester

[โ€“] [email protected] 24 points 4 weeks ago

Gonna make him one of the procurement representatives for Space Northrop Grumman

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

It's where engineers store the P

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm sorry to tell you this. But you've been diagnosed as straight.

niko-cri

[โ€“] [email protected] 47 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Still looking forward to seeing these things after a season of road salt and snow.

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Everyday is a good day for onions.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

As for the vitamins and supplements, we are halting their sale immediately. Utilitarian logic dictates that if we can extend even one CEOโ€™s life by 10 minutes, diluting these miracle elixirs for public consumption is an unethical waste. Instead, we plan to collect the entire stock of the InfoWars warehouses into a large vat and boil the contents down into a single candy barโ€“sized omnivitamin that one executive (I will not name names) may eat in order to increase his power and perhaps become immortal.

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