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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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Think about it. Females breathe, females like to kiss dudes, therefore gay.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

fellas... are you really breathing in air that has already been inhaled by other men???

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Grift idea: bottled air that's called something like Dude Oxygen.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Perri-Air's woke

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

dead ass guys are out here sucking down stuff that other men literally expelled from their body. like they need it to live.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Feeeeeeeemales

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I went through an anti-gay version of Kafka's Metamorphosis to breathe through my carapace instead of my mouth thereby ungaying myself of any links to feminine breathing

Checkmate, feminists

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I don’t get

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

I'm not saying cishets should stop, but it is pretty gay they keep doing it just... for all to see

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

I'm hyperventilating as we speak