The Sunsetter Retractable Awning company is shitting themselves in rage and personally insulted by this video.

The one guy tried to step in front of me while I was carrying out a single large item.

"I gave the most perfect speech and they tried to assassinate me!"

Who's going to clean all that up.

I do it all the time. I've only had one person try and stop me.

It's apparently fake but still pretty funny.

Trump was apparently moving around quite a bit when they fired.

He kept the speech to maybe 90 seconds and then immediately walked off stage because it was already past his bedtime.

Jeff Tiedrich's brain broke after the debate and it's the only thing he could think to do.

Nah they nest in the dirt.

This looks like they just ripped off Optimus in Beast Wars